engineers

Here's a gem of a recruitment ad by one of India's leading engineering companies, which was looking for senior production executives. The ad said, "Candidates should be passionate, self-motivated and dynamic with high energy and enthusiasm. He should also be an excellent team player and have a...

Newton's laws for Software engineers Law -1: Every S/W Engineer continues his state of chatting or forwarding mails unless he is assigned work by external unbalanced project Leader. Law -2: The rate of change in the Software is directly proportional to the payment received from client and...

10 engg commandments of Life 1. Thou shalt study only during the preparatory leave. 2. Thou shalt never write thy assignments ur self. 3. Thou shalt begin writing thy journals only on the morning of submission. 4. Thou shalt treat all marks above 40 as bonus. 5. Thou shalt have at least 70...

Read This, if you have been in TELECOM industry too long these are your Symptoms: 1.) YOU use phrases like "No issues" and "Value addition" in Everyday parlance. For e.g. when talking about your doodhwalla, U say, "His Milk does zero value addition to my health but he is the only guy around...

7 Engineers and 7 Doctors are going from PUNE to Mumbai. So they both gather at Pune Station. Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority. SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI) : --------------------------------------- 7 engineers take only 1 Ticket and 7 doctors buy all 7 tickets...