drunk

The 5 Stages of Drunkenness Stage 1 - SMART: This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known Universe. You know you know everything and want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are always RIGHT. And of course the person you are talking...

A drunken man phoned the local police department to report that thieves had been in his car. “They have stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator,” he cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time...

A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?" "My mother died in August," he said, "and left me $25,000." "Gee, that's tough," he replied. "Then in September," the friend continued, "My father...

Bush likens Wall Street to a drunk with a hangover ... and candid than he appears at the White House. Even so, Bush, a Harvard MBA, has been meticulous in recent months about guarding his rhetoric on the economy and ... More...

'Wall Street got drunk,' Bush says in Houston (w/video) ... candid than he appears at the White House. Even so, Bush a Harvard MBA has been meticulous in recent months about guarding his rhetoric on the economy ... More...

Bush: 'Wall Street got drunk,' and now it has a 'hangover' ... candid than he appears at the White House. Even so, Bush a Harvard MBA has been meticulous in recent months about guarding his rhetoric on the economy ... More...

Bush: Economy was "drunk," now "hungover" ... That's the analysis President Bush, a Harvard MBA, offered at a closed Houston fundraiser last week. This curious video, obtained by Miya ... More...

Australian captain Ricky Ponting was in for a rude shock on Thursday when a male bidder tried to kiss him at a charity event organised in Bangalore to auction his bats and photographs. Bangalore's Jayram Reddy, who bid for Ponting's autographed bat and photographs, went up on stage and was very...

Common lines after people get drunk... 1.Tu Mera bhai hai... 2.Gaadi mai Chalaunga... 3.Abe abhi itni Aur Andar ja sakti hai... 4.Tu bura mat manana bhai... 5.Mai teri Dil Se Izzat Karta hu... 6.Aaj Chad nahi rahi hai kya bat hai... 7.Tu Kya samajh raha hai mujhe chad gayi hai... 8.Ye...

Jaipur: Indian women normally have a disapproving attitude towards liquor, but now, wine is being used for facials in Jaipur. Women in Jaipur believe wine facials provide an instant glow to their skin and relieve them of tensions and headaches. "This facial is very good. No doubt, it brings...

A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over. “So,” says the cop to the driver, “where have you been?” “I’ve been to the pub,” slurs the drunk. “Well,” says the cop, “it looks like you’ve had quite a few.” “I did all right,” the...