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    Why don't men often show their true feelings? - Because they don't have any. 1
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    Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
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    What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
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    What do you call a handcuffed man? - Trustworthy.
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    Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
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    As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing..
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    Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back
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    There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full...
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    Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?
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    Very funny Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.
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    Lightyears ahead! Just a phonecall away!...
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    Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will whiz on your computer.
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    Minds are like Parachutes. They work best when open.
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    I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
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    You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
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    Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you.
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    I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
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    It's no accident that stressed spelled backwards is desserts.
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    i can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
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    What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool......
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