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What does a butterfly feel when he is in love?

What whish would stars make when they saw falling people.

Who invented milking cows and what did he think when he started doing it ?

The longest sentence known to man: "I do."

Am I getting smart with you? ....How would you know?

Born Free........Taxed to Death Born Free........Taxed to Death

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home SMS

Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity. Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity. Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity. Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity. Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity. Artificial Intelligence...

Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.

ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction. ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.

You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.

Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.

Get a new car for your spouse; it'll be a great trade!

Join the Army, meet interesting people, and kill them.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

Your mind is so open - so open that ideas simply pass through it.

Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own

He always finds himself lost in thought - it's an unfamiliar territory

I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others

You are an unwanted child. Your parents paid the medical expenses for your birth with their accident insurance.