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    Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor's course When working toward the solution of a problem, it always helps if you know the answer. Corollary: Provided, of course, that you know there is a problem.
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    None of us will ever accomplish anything excellent or commanding except when he listens to this whisper which is heard by him alone. -Ralph Waldo Emerson
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    You are not here merely to make a living. You are here in order to enable the world to live more amply, with greater vision, with a finer spirit of hope and achievement. You are here to enrich the world, and you impoverish yourself if you forget the errand. - Woodrow Wilson
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    Those things which we call extraordinary, remarkable, or unusual may make history, but they do not make real life. After all, to do well those things which God ordained to be the common lot of all mankind, is the truest greatness. To be a successful father or a successful mother is greater than...
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    Great men suffer hours of depression through introspection and self-doubt. That is why they are great. That is why you will find modesty and humility the characteristics of such men. -Bruce Barton
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    Not a day passes over the earth but men and women of no note do great deeds, speak great words, and suffer noble sorrows. Of these obscure heroes, philosophers, and martyrs the greater part will never be known till that hour when many that were great shall be small, and the small great. -Charles...
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    It is a great mistake to think of being great without goodness; and I pronounce it as certain that there was never yet a truly great man that was not as the same time truly virtuous. -Benjamin Franklin
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    Difficulty is a nurse of greatness--a harsh nurse, who rocks her foster children roughly, but rocks them in strength and athletic proportion. The mind, grappling with great aims and wrestling with mighty impediments, grows by a certain necessity to the stature of greatness. -Bryant
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    There is more in us than we know. If we can be made to see it, perhaps, for the rest of our lives, we will be unwilling to settle for less. -Kurt Hahn..............................
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    I am not judged by the number of times I fail, but by the number of times I succeed. And the number of times I succeed is in direct proportion to the number of times I can fail and keep trying! -Tom Hopkins
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    The purpose of life, after all, is to live it, to taste experience to the utmost, to reach out eagerly and without fear for newer and richer experience. -Eleanor Roosevelt
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    “Oh heart, if one should say to you that the soul perishes like the body, answer that the flower withers, but the seed remains.” ~ Kahlil Gibran
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    “Provision for others is a fundamental responsibility of human life.” ~ Woodrow Wilson
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    “Forty is the old age of youth, fifty is the youth of old age.” ~ Victor Hugo
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    IT Jokes !!!

    MICROSOFT BUYS A LITTLE TIME In a surprise move, Microsoft chairman Bill Gates announced yesterday that he has purchased the entire calendar year of 1998. 1998 will be replaced instead by "Year-M" to be followed by actual 1998. "Windows 98 was not going to ship on schedule," Gates said. "But...
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    • "I have a 386 Pentium." • "My brother has a 486 with a Pentium chip in it." • Customer: "The computer told me it had contagious memory. Does it have a virus?" Tech Support: "No, that is 'contiguous' memory, as in 'sequential'." Customer: "That is impossible, it said 'contagious'." Tech...
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    WINDOZE QUOTES • "How much do Windows cost, and do you have to buy each one separately?" • Customer: "How much do Windows cost?" Tech Support: "Windows costs about $100." Customer: "Oh, that's kind of expensive. Can I buy just one window?" • Tech Support: "Do you have any windows open right...
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    A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell...
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    6 Yes of course I'm female... 7 I'm in this private room consoling a depressed friend. 8 No this is my only screen name... You mean you can have more then one? 9 I'm not like most of the guy's/gal's here, I want to meet so we can just have coffee and get to know each other. (at the hotel...
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    TOP TEN LINES FROM INTERNET CHAT ROOMS 1 You're different... I've never felt like this about someone I've never met before. 2 I'm new online and haven't had time to create a profile... but tell me more about yourself. 3 I never do Cybersex! Yet here in this room alone with you, well, I'm...
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