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In a second grade class, a little girl asks, "Teacher, can my Mommy get pregnant?" "How old is your mother, dear?" asks the teacher. "Forty." she replies. "Yes, dear, your mother could get pregnant." The little girl then asks, "Can my big sister get pregnant?" "Well, dear, how old is your...

The following BIIIIG guys have something in common - Can you find out? - BILL GATES - Founder – Microsoft - LARRY ELLISON – Co Founder and CEO – ORACLE - DHIRUBHAI AMBANI Founder - Reliance Industries - STEVE JOBS – Founder – Apple Computers - MICHAEL DELL Founder – Dell Corporation - SUBHASH...

Way to Heaven "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?" a Teacher asked the students of a primary class. "NO!" the children all answered. "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything...

this is an article by ----Michael D. Driscoll The application of public relations and the use of advertising are sometimes misunderstood, igniting a series of unanswered questions for companies needing to create awareness for themselves. When do you use public relations? Why should you...

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Re: interview Here comes a hilarious interview... (I-Interviewer. C-Candidate) I: Tell me about yourself. C: I am Ramesh. I did my Tele Communication engineering from Don Ation Onli Institute of Technology. I: Don Ation Onli Institute of Technology.? I had never heard of this college...

collection of proverb pairs that are nearly opposite of each other. He who hesitates is lost. Look before you leap. Birds of a feather flock together. Opposites attract. You're never too old to learn. You can't teach an old dog new tricks. Ask no questions and hear no lies. Ask and you shall...

Women’s monthly magazine – “Cosmopolitan”, decided to have a contest for men: “Who knows women best?”. The winner was announced to be a 6 year old boy named Peter. The editorial board got an angry letter from a reader, John Smith, age 60: “Dear editors, I am very disappointed with the...

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course", comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Scotland", replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Scotland too! Let's have...

A local barber shop in US installed a new robotic barber to take some off the pressure off the owner. A fellow came in for a haircut and after being told about the "new barber" decided he would give it a try. As the robot began to cut his hair, it asked the man, "What's your IQ?" The man...

The word crisis comes from the Greek krisis, meaning "decision." We've all been there. Those moments when we're pressed in an instant to decide a course of action. Move to the left, or move to the right. Fight or flee. Offer an explanation, or dummy up tight. It's a true test of what we are...

i was surfng and found this article by ''Bobette Kyle''....thought of sharing wid u guys........... For many of us, finding the time and commitment to develop an online marketing strategy is difficult. There are so many other obligations vying for our attention it is tempting to push...

corporate lesson 3 A young executive was leaving the office at 6 PM when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. "Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?"...

corporate lesson 2 There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an American and a French,who found this small genie bottle. When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appears. Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle, he said, "Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give...

1. A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over which one should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there...

hehehe nice one man..........r u married?

haha nice one u r d next hitler