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Little Lalloo was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about things. 'Mommy, mommy, why has daddy got so few hairs on his head?' he asked his mother. 'He thinks a lot,' replied his mother, pleased with herself for coming up with a good answer to her husband's baldness. Or she was...

Universal law: "Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transferred from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money." First Law: "A Boy in love with A Girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until...

The Indians and Pakistanis at the height of the arms race realized that if they continued in the usual manner they were going to blow up the whole world. One day they sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They would have five years to breed the best fighting dog in...

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this...

A newcomer in town goes to a bar, the bar manager notices he is new and says,"Sir, you're new, and when you're new, you have to drink a whole barrel of beer, then fix the crocodile's sore tooth, then, you give that nice lady right there a hug, or you can't come to this bar again!" The newcomers...

Name : Kelly Brook Birth Name : Kelly Parsons Profession : model, actress, TV presenter Place of Birth : Rochester, Kent, England

Husband: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger? Wife: I clean the toilet... Husband: How does that help? Wife: I use your toothbrush....

Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot. The Indian man said to the American, 'You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once.' We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to...

Money if used properly a very good slave , but if not used properly than a very bad master. Money can bring disaster too................

mall is not future for retail retail cost is high & sale is less than high street market tell me any 5 mall which are running best even good in delhi/ncr? u can say only few out of lots of malls

keep in view foloowing factors There are too many negative news (a) Govt Unstable (b) Election soon (c) IIP Data Very bad (d) Inflation figures bad (e) Dollar Weakens against Yen (f) Crude high (h) Precious Metals High (i) Low Trading Volumes (j) Sub Prime Crisis (k) Japan Growth in recession...

India in not better than China.........If you see the graph of development of last 15 yrs

I want to tell u the story of a 10 year old boy.. A boy who was considered to be dumb, very quiet, reserved. People never missed a chance to make fun of that guy.. Whenever he tried to do something there were always many guys around to pull his legs.. No one understood him.. A boy who seriously...

time will tell only ...the largest and worst effect will be on india outsorcing........

its possible . Its really possible but it need a lot of dirty hard work to be done before u get your first dollar. If one thinks that he or she will become millionaire on net , if is fooled by so many companies and fraud sites. Besides one will end up buying an ebook or something like that...

Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto. sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.

Sardar : What is the name of your car ? Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

MBA Mein Bhi AAya Boys MBA Mein Bhi aayi Girl

pagal khane men ek pagal aaya jo apane aap ko shahanshah akabar samajhata tha. lekin pagal khane men pahale se bhi ek pagal tha jo bhi apane aap ko shahanshah akabar hi samajhata tha. pagal khane ke ek bade se doktar ne ek khatara uthane kee sochi. usane donon akabaron ko ek hi kamare men band...

bhikhari ( rahagir se ): main bahut lachar hoon khane ko kuchh de dijie. rahagir : hattekatte to dikh rahe ho. hath - pair bhi salamat hain fir kis bat se lachar ho ? bhikhari : ji , apani aadat se.