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Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not...

1) Long back, a person who sacrificed his sleep, forgot his family, forgot his food, Forgot laughter were called "Saints", But now they are called.. "IT professionals" 2) An interesting line written at the back of a Biker's T Shirt : "If you are able to see this, please tell me that my...

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays. Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her...

A high school history teacher was discussing the funeral of the Pope with his class. One student asked how they chose the new Pope. The teacher explained the process, finishing with, "So the Cardinals pick him." A student in the back of class, asked, very seriously, "Why would they let a...

director : he says to actor "you must jump in swimmingfool at the distance of 15ft " actor : sir,I don't no swim. so i am not able to jump sir. director : don't woory in swimmingfool there is no water.so you can jump easily .for this don't want swimming yar,

If We were Animals """What behavior they would have done with us... so , save animals . They are also living beings. pix taken from Flick Fun

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It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come

World's Smallest Joke: Two Sardars Were Playing Chess !!!!!!!!!

Eight-year-old Santa's father took him to the zoo one afternoon. The boy asked his father all kinds of questions about the various animals they visited. They eventually came to the fenced-in preserve where they kept the lions. The father was explaining how ferocious and strong the lions were...

Telegram It was the morning of Santa's birthday and there was a knock on the door. "Who is it?" Santa asked. "Telegram!" was the reply. Enthusiastically, Santa opened the door and asked the messenger boy, "Is it a singing telegram?" "No Sir. We don't do singing telegrams," the messenger...

A policeman was testing 3 brothers who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first brother a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" The first brother answers, "That's easy...

Each day an elderly man endured the insults of a crowd of ten-year-olds as they passed his house on their way home from school. One afternoon, after listening to another round of jeers about how stupid and ugly and bald he was, the man came up with a plan. He met the children on his lawn the...

The New Lawyer A prominent lawyer's son dreamed of following in his father's footsteps. After graduating from college and law school with honors, he returned home to join his father's firm, intent on proving himself to be a skilled and worthy attorney. At the end of his first day at work he...

A girl called me & said "Come dear, nobody is at home". I went there and i saw Nobody was at home.

Hitler asked for a stenographer but was given a loptop.Don't you know,he screamed, I am a dictator. Interviewer: Why are you changing your current job? Applicant:Because the company shifted,and they did'not tell me where? A day without laughter is a day wasted. Courage is the price that...

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his Customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you." The barber puts a five rupee coin in one hand and two one rupee coins(1+1=2) in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want...