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hey those were real good but in my opinion sardars can b pretty smart too

hey real cool ones - keep posting

hey those were real good ones

Kids..... Hilarious A guy was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger Turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that Flights go Quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and...

A father was at the beach with his children > When the four-year-old son ran up to him, > Grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore > Where a seagull lay dead in the sand. > "Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked. > "He died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied. > The boy thought a moment...

KIDS IN CHURCH > > 3-year-old Reese: > "Our Father, Who does art in heaven, > Harold is His name. Amen." > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > A little boy was overheard praying: > "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't > worry about it. > I'm having a real good time like I am."

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy...

here r some more very interesting - after all the years it takes to become a lawyer. Sheraz Disorder In The Court... These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters...

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