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Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? -Barbara Streisand

# Marriage may often be a stormy lake, but celibacy is almost always a muddy horsepond. -Thomas Love Peacock

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante

Show me someone who never gossips, and I`ll show you someone who isn`t interested in people. -Barbara Walters

Raising kids makes most people, including me, grow up at least a little. -Madonna

The wisest married men give in early. They get in touch with the wife side of themselves, and that�s when they stop arguing. -Bill Cosby

When you have no one in your life who you can call and, �I�m scared,� then your life is unfulfilling. You need somebody you can trust enough to say, �I need help.

# In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends -Martin Luther King

People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it. -Jack Canfield & Mark Hansen

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it. -John W. Raper

Far and away the best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. -Theodore Roosevelt

People are always neglecting something they can do in trying to do something they can't do. -Edgar Watson Howe

It is easy to sit up and take notice, What is difficult is getting up and taking action. -Al Batt

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. -Voltaire

Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity. -George Patton