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Once, a Hindu, a Sardar and an American were travelling in an aeroplane. Suddenly, something went wrong and the engines stalled. They had no parachutes with them. So all the three of them decided to risk their lives and jump out of their planes. First, the Sardar jumped out. He removed his...

Sardarji went to doctor to loose weight, the doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem. "What's the problem?"asked the doctor. "I'm...

Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his turban and throws it...

Once Banta was in the loo, suddenly a loud noise came from the bathroom "THADAM", Banta's wife came running and said "main kya ji ki hoya"(what happened) banta:"oye Kuch nahi hoya, pajama gir gaya si(nothing happened,dont worry, my pajama fell down)banta:"oye vich main bhi si"(i was there with...

Saddam Hussain gets a chance to visit God. He asks him: "God when shall I see the defeat of BillClinton?" God replies: "Son, you will not see it in your lifetime." Hearing this, Saddam Hussain starts crying, is disappointed and walks away. Gen Parvez Musharaff visits God...

A BIHARI JOKE: >>>>When Lalloo completed 25 years of his rule over >> > Bihar, >> > >he wanted a special postage stamp issued, with his >> > >picture on it. He so instructed Rabridevi, >> > stressing >> > >that it should be of international quality. >> > > >> > >The stamps were duly released...

This is a true incident which happened in a college. A new lecturer (also a Bihari professor) was unable to control the class. The guys were just talking without giving any attention to him. So he wanted to send a guy who was creating most of the problem out. But he doesn't know how to put it in...

> MANAGEMENT TECHNIQUE > > > Once PVNR (PV Narasimha Rao), Advani and Laloo Prasad Yadav were > going in an auto. They met with an accident and all three of them die. > > > Yama DharmaRaj was waiting for this moment. > > He asks PVNR and Advani to go to HEAVEN. But, for Laloo...

1) A Bihari after coming back from a three hour long class says: Saala pura body headache maar raha hai 2) A Bihari goes to a movie hall and asks for two tickets,Do tho ticket dena, the person at the window tells him that there is a house full, so this Bihari says koi baat nahin do house full...

What do they call French Toilet in Bihar ? La loo Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the Security guard told Laloo "WAIT SIR" for which Laloo replied "65Kgs" and moved on... Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas.. So he...