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Imrove Your GK with my blog: 1. Controversial Pakistani Sceintist A.Q. Khan helped which of the nationas to make atomic arms? 2. Which sports team among Punjab, ralways, UP & Services have won 55th National Boxing Championship? 3. Microchip has recently turned (How many years?). 4. Recently the...

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Hi kartik, I am unable to access the premium project reports even after making 100 posts and more. Is there anything I need to do to get accesss or should I wait. thanks Ms. Neelam Soni MBA IB Pondicherrry University

u have a brain disease, ur brain is in 2 parts,ur left brain has nothing right in it and ur right brain has nothing left in it

Boss: Where were you born? Sardar : Punjab .. Boss : which part ? Sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in Punjab . 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. / Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more. Sardar : What is the...

Teacher To Student: Can You Define Who Is LECTURER? Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.

Father to son: whenever i beat you, you dont get annoyed, how you control your anger? son: i start cleaning the toilet seat with your toothbrush

Lady: Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai. Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho? Lady: Saal main 1 baar! Doctor: Infection nahi "ZANG" lag gaya hai.

Ek bus bus stop se chali hi thee ki do sardar bhaagte bhaagte uske peeche jaa rahe the. Oye Bus nu Rok !! Oye Bus nu Rok Bus ruki peechhe se pahla sardar chadha Bola' Ye Bus menu Patiala le ke jayegi. Conductor ne kaha ; Nahi Sardar Utar Gaya , Doosra chadha Bola " Oye Menu ta lejaegi...

ANNOUNCEMENT Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their...

Students secures lower grades in the externals, after looking at the mark sheet he asks professor. Student : "Can you answer any question ? " . Professor: "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!" Student: "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me...

Once a man was waiting for a taxi. A beggar came along and asked him for some money. The man ignored him. But being a professional, the beggar kept on pestering him. The man became irritated when he realized that the beggar would not leave him alone unless he parts with some money. Suddenly an...

HOW TO DRIVE YOUR WIFE CRAZY 1. Start asking her questions (don't mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning and laundry. Say, I think its time I learn to take care of myself. You know, just in case. 2. Volunteer to cook for her. Make sure it's really greasy. Use every pot and pan...

A man was sitting in the train on his sit. He had two watches. One was in his left pocket and another was in the right. He was getting the watches out from his pockets from time to time and was seeing the time. A man was sitting beside him, asked him "are u doing any scientific research?"...

Here is a puzzle for you. X is impossible for God. X is above God. X is more important than God. If we eat X we will die. X is a seven letter word. Find out what is X. the answer is "NOTHING" because nothing is greater than god and if u eat nothing u will die