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What is a man with six guns called..........
Ans: Chaggan!!!
Ans: Chaggan!!!
worst PJ!!
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nimit123
Nimit Patwa
i wud like 2 share this with u guys as its the best pj ever made ...... readin this if u dont laugh then there is sumthin seriously wrong
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> Read up all the Q & As.. all of them... they might
> sound stupid, but
> pleeeaasseee keep ur brains aside and read-up... tis
> fun...
>
> A feeling of satisfaction kills your creativity.
>
>
> Statutory warning : I Nimit am not responsible for the
> damage done to your
> mental health, your social relationships, your image
> among peers or
> your job by reading this mail.
>
> Those with blood pressure, please avoid. But never
> read only one.
>
> The effects are cumulative.
>
> Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging?
>
> A: Take away his credit card.
>
> Q: Why is an elephant big, grey, and wrinkly?
>
> A: Because, if it was small, white and smooth it
> would be an Aspirin.
>
> Q: Why did the elephant fall out of the tree?
>
> A: Because it fell asleep.
>
> Q: Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree?
>
>
> A: It was glued to the first one.
>
> Q: Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree?
>
> A: It was a copy cat.
>
> Q: Why did the fourth elephant fall out of the tree?
>
>
> A: It thought this was all a game.
>
> Q: And why did the tree fall down?
>
> A: It thought it was an elephant.
>
> Q: What does an elephant and a blueberry have in
> common?
>
> A: They're both blue, except for the elephant.
>
> Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw 1,000 elephants
> coming over the hill?
>
> A: Look, there's 1,000 elephants coming over the
> hill.
>
> Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant?
>
> A: With a blue elephant gun, of course.
>
> Q: How do you shoot a red elephant?
>
> A: No, not with a red elephant gun. You strangle him
> until he turns
> blue, then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.
>
> Q: How do you shoot a green elephant?
>
> A: Tell him a dirty joke so he turns red, strangle
> him until he turns
> blue, then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.
>
> Q: How do you shoot a pink elephant?
>
> A: First you bake a cake, and put 3 raisins on top,
> then you take it
> out in the jungle where the pink elephant will find
> it, and you wait.
> Eventually the elephant comes along, finds the cake,
> eats the raisins
> and throws the cake away. Then you go home and bake
> another cake and
> put 2 raisins on top, take it out in the jungle
> where the elephant
> will find it. The elephant comes along, finds the
> cake, eats the 2
> raisins and throws the cake away. You go home and
> bake another cake
> and put only one raisin on it. Then you trek back
> into the jungle and
> put the cake where the pink elephant will find it.
> The elephant comes
> along eats the raisin, and throws that cake away.
> Now you go home and
> bake another cake, but (here's the sneaky part) you
> don't put any
> raisins on it. You take it out into the jungle where
> the elephant will
> find it and lie in wait. The pink elephant comes
> along and finds the
> cake, he gets SO mad that there aren't any raisins
> on it, he turns
> red, then you jump on him, strangle him until he
> turns blue...... and
> you shoot him with a BLUE ELEPHANT GUN!!!
>
> Q: How do you shoot a yellow elephant?
>
> A: Aw, come on, have you ever seen a yellow elephant
> !?!
>
> Q: Why do elephants have red eyes?
>
> A: So they can hide themselves better in cherry
> trees.
>
> Q: Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
>
> A: No? See how well the trick with the red eyes
> works?
>
> Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on your
> fence?
>
> A: Time to get a new fence.
>
> Q: Where does an 8 ton elephant sit?
>
> A: Any damn place where he pleases!
>
> Q: Why is an elephant covered in wrinkles?
>
> A: Ever try to iron one?
>
> Enough of it.. Now get back to work !!!!
Hickory, dickory dock, three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck one, and the other two escaped with minor injuries
-------
> Read up all the Q & As.. all of them... they might
> sound stupid, but
> pleeeaasseee keep ur brains aside and read-up... tis
> fun...
>
> A feeling of satisfaction kills your creativity.
>
>
> Statutory warning : I Nimit am not responsible for the
> damage done to your
> mental health, your social relationships, your image
> among peers or
> your job by reading this mail.
>
> Those with blood pressure, please avoid. But never
> read only one.
>
> The effects are cumulative.
>
> Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging?
>
> A: Take away his credit card.
>
> Q: Why is an elephant big, grey, and wrinkly?
>
> A: Because, if it was small, white and smooth it
> would be an Aspirin.
>
> Q: Why did the elephant fall out of the tree?
>
> A: Because it fell asleep.
>
> Q: Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree?
>
>
> A: It was glued to the first one.
>
> Q: Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree?
>
> A: It was a copy cat.
>
> Q: Why did the fourth elephant fall out of the tree?
>
>
> A: It thought this was all a game.
>
> Q: And why did the tree fall down?
>
> A: It thought it was an elephant.
>
> Q: What does an elephant and a blueberry have in
> common?
>
> A: They're both blue, except for the elephant.
>
> Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw 1,000 elephants
> coming over the hill?
>
> A: Look, there's 1,000 elephants coming over the
> hill.
>
> Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant?
>
> A: With a blue elephant gun, of course.
>
> Q: How do you shoot a red elephant?
>
> A: No, not with a red elephant gun. You strangle him
> until he turns
> blue, then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.
>
> Q: How do you shoot a green elephant?
>
> A: Tell him a dirty joke so he turns red, strangle
> him until he turns
> blue, then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.
>
> Q: How do you shoot a pink elephant?
>
> A: First you bake a cake, and put 3 raisins on top,
> then you take it
> out in the jungle where the pink elephant will find
> it, and you wait.
> Eventually the elephant comes along, finds the cake,
> eats the raisins
> and throws the cake away. Then you go home and bake
> another cake and
> put 2 raisins on top, take it out in the jungle
> where the elephant
> will find it. The elephant comes along, finds the
> cake, eats the 2
> raisins and throws the cake away. You go home and
> bake another cake
> and put only one raisin on it. Then you trek back
> into the jungle and
> put the cake where the pink elephant will find it.
> The elephant comes
> along eats the raisin, and throws that cake away.
> Now you go home and
> bake another cake, but (here's the sneaky part) you
> don't put any
> raisins on it. You take it out into the jungle where
> the elephant will
> find it and lie in wait. The pink elephant comes
> along and finds the
> cake, he gets SO mad that there aren't any raisins
> on it, he turns
> red, then you jump on him, strangle him until he
> turns blue...... and
> you shoot him with a BLUE ELEPHANT GUN!!!
>
> Q: How do you shoot a yellow elephant?
>
> A: Aw, come on, have you ever seen a yellow elephant
> !?!
>
> Q: Why do elephants have red eyes?
>
> A: So they can hide themselves better in cherry
> trees.
>
> Q: Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
>
> A: No? See how well the trick with the red eyes
> works?
>
> Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on your
> fence?
>
> A: Time to get a new fence.
>
> Q: Where does an 8 ton elephant sit?
>
> A: Any damn place where he pleases!
>
> Q: Why is an elephant covered in wrinkles?
>
> A: Ever try to iron one?
>
> Enough of it.. Now get back to work !!!!
Hickory, dickory dock, three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck one, and the other two escaped with minor injuries