Words of Wisdom?

[amitjangid]

Words of Wisdom?

Money is not everything...
There's Mastercard & Visa!

One should love animals...
They are so tasty!

Save water...
Shower with your girl friend!

Love thy neighbor...
But don't get caught!

Behind every successful man, there is a woman...
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two!

Every man should marry...
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

Wise men never marry...
And, when they marry they become *otherwise*.

Children in backseats cause accidents...
Accidents in backseats cause children!

"Hard work never killed anybody..."
But why take the risk!

"Work fascinates me!"
I can look at it for hours!!

God made relatives...
Thank God we can choose our friends.

The more you learn, the more you know...
The more you know, the more you forget!
The more you forget, the less you know...
So... why learn?!


Love is photogenic...
It needs darkness to *develop*!


For the marriage,the groom laughs & the bride cries,
but each for the last time.