rahul_parab2006
Rahul Parab
:big_grin:
a) Project Manager - is a person who thinks nine Women can deliver a baby in one month.
b) Developer - is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.
c) Onsite Co-ordinator - is one who thinks single Woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
d) Client - is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
e) Marketing Manager - is a person who think he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
f) Resource Optimization Team- thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.
g) Documentation Team - thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
h) Quality Auditor - is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.
And Lastly…….
i) Tester - is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the right baby.
a) Project Manager - is a person who thinks nine Women can deliver a baby in one month.
b) Developer - is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.
c) Onsite Co-ordinator - is one who thinks single Woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
d) Client - is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
e) Marketing Manager - is a person who think he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
f) Resource Optimization Team- thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.
g) Documentation Team - thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
h) Quality Auditor - is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.
And Lastly…….
i) Tester - is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the right baby.