Why Men are Never Depressed ?

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Sunanda K. Chavan
Men Are Just Happier People–

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can never be pregnant.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.

New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks and engines.

A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness..

Your underwear is $9.50 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original colour.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

One wallet and one pair of shoes — one colour for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can ‘do’ your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 24 relatives on 24th December in 24 minutes.



No wonder men are happier.



Is that really so?
 
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I haven't read it completely, only first few lines. I was extremely surprised to see the subject topic, gotta say that men are the ones who get depressed the most.

As many assume that they seem happier outside, being depressed is not an external issue but it is more to deal with inner peace. So, you should know that men put all their sorrows outside and keep themselves good outside.

On the lighter note, considering the lines put up... I lol'd :)
 
drnaga said:
I haven't read it completely, only first few lines. I was extremely surprised to see the subject topic, gotta say that men are the ones who get depressed the most.

As many assume that they seem happier outside, being depressed is not an external issue but it is more to deal with inner peace. So, you should know that men put all their sorrows outside and keep themselves good outside.

On the lighter note, considering the lines put up... I lol'd :)
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hey that was a mail that i received and thought of sharing it with all ;)
 
For those reason that you shared: yeah, men seem to be happier from outside for being a part of a simple lifestyle. It is not the same for women may be, making things complicated could end up on the wrong side.
 
A. Men is considered to be the Karta Purush in family (Family Tension)
B. Men cannot skip going to job (Financial Tension)
C. Men has to confirm that after retirement he & his wife should not be left alone (post Retirement Tension)
D. Men has to make sure that his childrens need to get well educated and be a responsible citizen (Childrens Tension)

Its Challenge, women cant bear all this

:))
 
viju.aicar said:
A. Men is considered to be the Karta Purush in family (Family Tension)
B. Men cannot skip going to job (Financial Tension)
C. Men has to confirm that after retirement he & his wife should not be left alone (post Retirement Tension)
D. Men has to make sure that his childrens need to get well educated and be a responsible citizen (Childrens Tension)

Its Challenge, women cant bear all this

:))
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omg that was so systematic kudos

tension and depression are different things to be talked about what say ???
:loco:
 
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