nick18_in
Nikhil Gadodia
Take this as a Joke...... 
ound:
Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
if she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was
Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.
Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't comes back soon forget her.
Patient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she
comes back ...
Playful:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she comes back, and if you love her still, set
her free again, repeat
Animal-Rights Activist:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
Lawyers:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment
of the Matrimonial
Freedom Act clearly states that...
Bill Gates:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees
and but tell her that
she's also going to get an upgrade.
Biologist:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
She'll evolve.
Statisticians:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high
If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.
Schwarzenegger's fans:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE'LL BE BACK!
Over possessive person:
If you love someone
don't set her free.
HR specialist:
If you love someone
set her free by Offering her VRS and other benefits
Then outsource her.
MBA:
If you love someone
set her free instantaneously and look for others
simultaneously
Psychologist:
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back her super ego is dominant
If she doesn't come back her id is supreme
If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.
ERP functional expert:
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, map her into your system
If she doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis
Finance expert:
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back its time to look fresh loans
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.
Marketing Expert:
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back that's brand loyalty
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
ound: Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
if she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was
Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.
Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't comes back soon forget her.
Patient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she
comes back ...
Playful:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she comes back, and if you love her still, set
her free again, repeat
Animal-Rights Activist:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
Lawyers:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment
of the Matrimonial
Freedom Act clearly states that...
Bill Gates:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees
and but tell her that
she's also going to get an upgrade.
Biologist:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
She'll evolve.
Statisticians:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high
If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.
Schwarzenegger's fans:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE'LL BE BACK!
Over possessive person:
If you love someone
don't set her free.
HR specialist:
If you love someone
set her free by Offering her VRS and other benefits
Then outsource her.
MBA:
If you love someone
set her free instantaneously and look for others
simultaneously
Psychologist:
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back her super ego is dominant
If she doesn't come back her id is supreme
If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.
ERP functional expert:
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, map her into your system
If she doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis
Finance expert:
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back its time to look fresh loans
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.
Marketing Expert:
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back that's brand loyalty
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
