When a drunken man phoned the local police

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A drunken man phoned the local police department to report that thieves had

been in his car.

“They have stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even

the accelerator,” he cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a

second time, and the same voice came over the line.

“Never mind,” the drunk said with a hiccup. “I got in the back seat by

mistake.”
 
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