We are different ji - Parody for AAP Politics

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One minister caught taking bribes.
'We are different ji. We are honest'.
Second minister caught faking a degree.
'We are different ji. We have integrity'.
Third minister caught with his pants down.
'We are different ji. We respect women'.
One MLA arrested for abetment of suicide.
'We are different ji. We care for the aam aadmi'.
Second MLA arrested for threatening a woman with rape and murder.
'We are different ji. We will protect the women of Delhi'.
Third MLA arrested for domestic violence and threatening to kill his wife.
'We are different ji. We treat women as equals'.
Fourth MLA arrested on the charges of molestation.
'We are different ji. We will form a commando force to protect women.'
Fifth MLA arrested for cheating and land-grabbing.
'We are different ji. We expose corruption.'
Sixth MLA arrested on charges of assault.
'We are different ji. We do not believe in VIP privileges.'
Seventh MLA arrested on charges of molestation.
'We are different ji. We respect women'
Ufff, is this Delhi Legislature or the Outreach Program of Tihar Jail?
And yet, 'we are different ji'!!
- Shefali Vaidya

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