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Milind Gandhi
HI FRIENDS
>>
>>CHECK THIS OUT, ....................
>>
>>A young second generation Indian in the US was asked by his mother to
>>explain the significance of "Diwali" to his younger brother, this is how
>>he went about it..
>>
>>" So, like this dude had, like, a big cool kingdom and people liked him.
>>But, like, his step-mom, or something, was kind of a bitch, and she forced
>>her husband to, like, send this cool-dude, he was Ram, to some national
>>forest or something... Since he was going, for like, something like more
>>than 10 years or so.. he decided to get his wife and his bro along...you
>>know...so that they could all chill out together.
>>But Dude, the forest was
>>reeeeal scary shit... really man... they had monkeys and devils and shit
>>like that. But this dude, Ram, kicked ass with darts and bows and
>>arrows... so it was fine. But then some bad gangsta boys, some jerk called
>>Ravan, picks up his babe (Sita) and lures her away to his hood.And boy,
>>was our man , and also his bro, Laxman,pissed...
>>And you don't piss this son-of-a-gun cuz, he just kicks ass and like...
>>all the gods were with him... So anyways,you don't mess
with gods. So,
>>Ram, and his bro get an army of monkeys..Dude, don't ask me how they
>>trained the damn monkeys... just go along with me, ok...So, Ram, Lax and
>>their monkeys whip this gangsta's ass in his own hood. Anyways, by this
>>time, their time's up in the forest..and anyways...it gets kinda
>>boring,you know... no TV or malls or shit like that.
>>So,they decided to hitch a ride backhome... and when the people realize
>>that our dude, his bro andthe wife are back home... they thought, well,
>>you know, at least they deserve something nice... and they didn't have any
>>bars or clubs in those days... So they couldn't take them out for a
>>drink,so they, like,decided to smoke and shit...and since they also had
>>some lamps, they lit the lamps also... so it was pretty
cooool...you know
>>with all those fireworks... Really, they even had some localband play
>>along with the fireworks... and you know,what, dude, that was the very
>>first, no kidding.., that was the very first music-synchronized
>>fireworks... you know, like the 4th of July stuff,but just, more cooler
>>and stuff, you know. And, so dude, that was how,like, this festival
>>started."
>>
>>HAPPY DIWALI
>>
>>CHECK THIS OUT, ....................
>>
>>A young second generation Indian in the US was asked by his mother to
>>explain the significance of "Diwali" to his younger brother, this is how
>>he went about it..
>>
>>" So, like this dude had, like, a big cool kingdom and people liked him.
>>But, like, his step-mom, or something, was kind of a bitch, and she forced
>>her husband to, like, send this cool-dude, he was Ram, to some national
>>forest or something... Since he was going, for like, something like more
>>than 10 years or so.. he decided to get his wife and his bro along...you
>>know...so that they could all chill out together.
>>But Dude, the forest was
>>reeeeal scary shit... really man... they had monkeys and devils and shit
>>like that. But this dude, Ram, kicked ass with darts and bows and
>>arrows... so it was fine. But then some bad gangsta boys, some jerk called
>>Ravan, picks up his babe (Sita) and lures her away to his hood.And boy,
>>was our man , and also his bro, Laxman,pissed...
>>And you don't piss this son-of-a-gun cuz, he just kicks ass and like...
>>all the gods were with him... So anyways,you don't mess
with gods. So,
>>Ram, and his bro get an army of monkeys..Dude, don't ask me how they
>>trained the damn monkeys... just go along with me, ok...So, Ram, Lax and
>>their monkeys whip this gangsta's ass in his own hood. Anyways, by this
>>time, their time's up in the forest..and anyways...it gets kinda
>>boring,you know... no TV or malls or shit like that.
>>So,they decided to hitch a ride backhome... and when the people realize
>>that our dude, his bro andthe wife are back home... they thought, well,
>>you know, at least they deserve something nice... and they didn't have any
>>bars or clubs in those days... So they couldn't take them out for a
>>drink,so they, like,decided to smoke and shit...and since they also had
>>some lamps, they lit the lamps also... so it was pretty
cooool...you know
>>with all those fireworks... Really, they even had some localband play
>>along with the fireworks... and you know,what, dude, that was the very
>>first, no kidding.., that was the very first music-synchronized
>>fireworks... you know, like the 4th of July stuff,but just, more cooler
>>and stuff, you know. And, so dude, that was how,like, this festival
>>started."
>>
>>HAPPY DIWALI
ound:
I'm gonna fwd this :thedevil: Diwali in the US haha