roshcrazy
Roshni Bhatia
You know you r in BMS when......
* you know 100 reasons y your printer wont work at the last moment
* you also know 100 ways to please it to print somehow!!
* When you know all the cliparts in powerpoint
* you tell your mom ways to redyouce “lead time” in producing tea and also help in “crashing” the “process time”
* a 45 minutes lecture is toooo short!!
* When you know the phone nos, birthdates and email addresses of almost the whole class!!! (and yet the phone chain will never reach everyone!)
* you know half the racks and books in the library
* the marksheet seems like a “performance appraisal”
* the no of projects you do exceeds the no of movies and parties you go to
* when offered a chocolate, you eat it, turn the wrapper an see the manufacturer’s and the marketeer’s name!!
* When your mom prepares a new dish and you exclaim, “innovation!”
* When you wonder where Vajpayee stands on Maslow’s need hierarchy theory
* When the dosawalla chats with you, and you call it relationship marketing!!
* When you ask the samosawala a piece of potato after a plate of samosa and he refuses, you tell that there is no CRM(Customer Realtionship Mgmt).
* When you wonder what is BJP’s marketing strategy for the coming elections, and how will Congress position itself against it!!
* When what the dhobi does for you, you call it “outsourcing your non core activities”!!
* When the words, ‘vision’, ‘mission’, ‘goals’, ‘targets’ and ‘deadlines’ are very commonly heard
* When you look at marriage as “Strategic Alliance” or a "Merger"!
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* you know 100 reasons y your printer wont work at the last moment
* you also know 100 ways to please it to print somehow!!
* When you know all the cliparts in powerpoint
* you tell your mom ways to redyouce “lead time” in producing tea and also help in “crashing” the “process time”
* a 45 minutes lecture is toooo short!!
* When you know the phone nos, birthdates and email addresses of almost the whole class!!! (and yet the phone chain will never reach everyone!)
* you know half the racks and books in the library
* the marksheet seems like a “performance appraisal”
* the no of projects you do exceeds the no of movies and parties you go to
* when offered a chocolate, you eat it, turn the wrapper an see the manufacturer’s and the marketeer’s name!!
* When your mom prepares a new dish and you exclaim, “innovation!”
* When you wonder where Vajpayee stands on Maslow’s need hierarchy theory
* When the dosawalla chats with you, and you call it relationship marketing!!
* When you ask the samosawala a piece of potato after a plate of samosa and he refuses, you tell that there is no CRM(Customer Realtionship Mgmt).
* When you wonder what is BJP’s marketing strategy for the coming elections, and how will Congress position itself against it!!
* When what the dhobi does for you, you call it “outsourcing your non core activities”!!
* When the words, ‘vision’, ‘mission’, ‘goals’, ‘targets’ and ‘deadlines’ are very commonly heard
* When you look at marriage as “Strategic Alliance” or a "Merger"!
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