pravin.hari
New member
hi...
just read it... and remember ur experiences.... in being a BMS..
U know u r in BMS when…..
ü u know 100 reasons y ur printer wont work at the last moment
ü u also know 100 ways to please it to print somehow!!
ü When u know all the cliparts in powerpoint
ü u tell ur mom ways to reduce "lead time" in
producing tea and
also help in "crashing" the "process time"
ü a 45 minutes lecture is toooo short!!
ü AID is followed not by S but by A again!!
ü When u know the phone nos, birthdates and email addresses
of
almost the whole class!!! (and yet the phone chain will never reach
everyone!)
ü U know half the racks and books in the library
ü the marksheet seems like a "performance appraisal"
ü the no of projects u do exceeds the no of movies and
parties u go
to
ü when offered a choclate, u eat it, turn the wrapper and see
the
manufacturer's and the marketer's name!!
ü when LEE, Philip and Peter are not only brands, but also
Ioccoca,
Kotler and Drucker
ü when 1+1 = 3 (no pun intended!!!)
ü when ur sister sends u on an errand and u call it
"delegation"
ü when LPG no longer means liquid petroleum gas!!
ü When ur mom prepares a new dish and u exclaim,
"innovation!"
ü When u wonder where Vajpayee stands on Maslow's need
hierarchy theory
ü When the dosawalla chats with u, and u call it relationship
marketing!!
ü When u wonder what is BJP's marketing strategy for the
coming
elections, and how will Congress position itself against it!!
ü When what the dhobi does for u, u call it "outsourcing
your non
core activities"!!
ü When the words, `vision', `mission',
`goals', `targets'
and `deadlines' are very commonly heard
ü When u look at marriage as "Strategic Alliance"!
ü And finally, when u start looking at ur pocket money as
your "Operating Cost", your new bike as "Capital
Investment" and start
wondering what is the ROI??!!
got it....u know when u r in bms....
just read it... and remember ur experiences.... in being a BMS..
U know u r in BMS when…..
ü u know 100 reasons y ur printer wont work at the last moment
ü u also know 100 ways to please it to print somehow!!
ü When u know all the cliparts in powerpoint
ü u tell ur mom ways to reduce "lead time" in
producing tea and
also help in "crashing" the "process time"
ü a 45 minutes lecture is toooo short!!
ü AID is followed not by S but by A again!!
ü When u know the phone nos, birthdates and email addresses
of
almost the whole class!!! (and yet the phone chain will never reach
everyone!)
ü U know half the racks and books in the library
ü the marksheet seems like a "performance appraisal"
ü the no of projects u do exceeds the no of movies and
parties u go
to
ü when offered a choclate, u eat it, turn the wrapper and see
the
manufacturer's and the marketer's name!!
ü when LEE, Philip and Peter are not only brands, but also
Ioccoca,
Kotler and Drucker
ü when 1+1 = 3 (no pun intended!!!)
ü when ur sister sends u on an errand and u call it
"delegation"
ü when LPG no longer means liquid petroleum gas!!
ü When ur mom prepares a new dish and u exclaim,
"innovation!"
ü When u wonder where Vajpayee stands on Maslow's need
hierarchy theory
ü When the dosawalla chats with u, and u call it relationship
marketing!!
ü When u wonder what is BJP's marketing strategy for the
coming
elections, and how will Congress position itself against it!!
ü When what the dhobi does for u, u call it "outsourcing
your non
core activities"!!
ü When the words, `vision', `mission',
`goals', `targets'
and `deadlines' are very commonly heard
ü When u look at marriage as "Strategic Alliance"!
ü And finally, when u start looking at ur pocket money as
your "Operating Cost", your new bike as "Capital
Investment" and start
wondering what is the ROI??!!
got it....u know when u r in bms....