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Nilesh Nagdev
Hi,


So, take the following test presented here and determine if you are
losing it or are still "with it." The spaces below are so you don't see
the answers until you have made your answer.



OK, relax, clear your mind and ... begin. WELL, MAYBE NOT THAT CLEAR!



1. What do you put in a toaster?



























Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now and go do
something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread," go to
Question 2.



















2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?























Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not attempt the
next question. Your brain is obviously over stressed and may even
overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading
something more appropriate such as Children's World. If you said
"water"
then proceed to question 3.



















3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from
blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house
is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?
















































Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks,"
what the devil are you still doing here reading these questions????? If
you said "glass," then! go on to Question 4.















4. Its twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over
Germany(If you will recall, Germanyat the time was politically divided
into West Germanyand East Germany.) Anyway, during the flight, TWO of
the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine
is
also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the
engine fails before he has time and the plane fatally crashes smack in
the middle of "no man's land" between East Germanyand West Germany.
Where would you bury the survivors? East Germanyor West Germanyor in
"no man's land"?























































Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING
else,
you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a
plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated. If you said, "Don't
bury the survivors", then proceed to the next question.








5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from Londonto
MilfordHaven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading,
six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Sweden, two
people
get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people
get
on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on In
Carmarthen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at
MilfordHaven. What was the name of the bus driver?




















































Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember your own name? It
was YOU!!


















(PS: 95% of people fail in most of the questions!!)
 
B elow are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer
them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them
immediately. OK?


Let's find out just how clever you really are.




Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)

First Question:

Y ou are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What
position are you in?








Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely
wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are
second!


Try not to screw up in the next question.
To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for
the first question.


Second Question:
I f you overtake the last person, then you are...?












Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong
again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?



You're not very good at this! Are you?


Third Question:
V ery tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.



Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add
another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000
Now add 10. What is the total?


Scroll down for answer.













Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.



Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not
your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?


Fourth Question:
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
4. Nono.
What is the name of the fifth daughter?







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Answer: Nunu?


NO! Of course not.
Her name is Mary . Read the question again



Okay, now the bonus round:
T here is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the
action of brushing one's teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is
done.

Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of
sunglasses, how should he express himself?








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He just has to open his mouth and ask, so simple.


KEEP THIS GOING TO FRUSTRATE THE

SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE.
 
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