just thought i'd contribute to the forum by addin some forwards i've got in my email accnt.
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally ,
>>>the guys' side of the story.
>>>(I must admit, it's pretty good.)
>>>We always hear " the rules "
>>>From the female side.
>>>Now here are the rules from the male side.
>>>These are our rules!
>>>Please note.. these are all numbered "1"
>>>ON PURPOSE!
>>>
>>>1. Men ARE not mind readers.
>>>
>>>1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
>>>You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
>>>We need it up, you need it down.
>>>You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
>>>
>>>1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
>>>or the changing of the tides.
>>>Let it be.
>>>
>>>1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
>>>And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
>>>
>>>1. Crying is blackmail.
>>>
>>>1. Ask for what you want.
>>>Let us be clear on this one:
>>>Subtle hints do not work!
>>>Strong hints do not work!
>>>Obvious hints do not work!
>>>Just say it!
>>>
>>>1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every
>>>question.
>>>
>>>1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it.
>>>That's what we do.
>>>Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
>>>
>>>1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem . See a
>>>doctor.
>>>
>>>1. Anyth ing we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
>>>In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
>>>
>>>1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't
>>>Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
>>>
>>>1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
>>>Don't ask us.
>>>
>>>1. If something we said can be
>>>interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry,
>>>we meant the other one .
>>>
>>>1. You can either ask us to do something
>>>Or tell us how you want it done.
>>>Not both.
>>>If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
>>>
>>>1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during
>>>commercials.
>>>
>>>1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
>>>
>>>1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
>>>Peach, for example, is a fruit, not! A color. Pumpkin is also a
>>>fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
>>>
>>>1. If it itches, it will Be scratched.
>>>We do that.
>>>
>>>1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like
>>>nothing's
>>>wrong.
>>>We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
>>>
>>>1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an
>>>answer you don't want to hear.
>>>
>>>1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is
>>>fine... Really .
>>>
>>>1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared
>>>to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation,
>>>
>>>or golf.
>>>
>>>1. You have enough clothes.
>>>
>>>1. You have too many shoes.
>>>
>>>1. I am in shape. Round IS a
>>>shape!
>>>
>>>1. Thank you for reading this.
>>>Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
>>>
>>>
>>>But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
:bigsmile: LAUGH I T UP !!!
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally ,
>>>the guys' side of the story.
>>>(I must admit, it's pretty good.)
>>>We always hear " the rules "
>>>From the female side.
>>>Now here are the rules from the male side.
>>>These are our rules!
>>>Please note.. these are all numbered "1"
>>>ON PURPOSE!
>>>
>>>1. Men ARE not mind readers.
>>>
>>>1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
>>>You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
>>>We need it up, you need it down.
>>>You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
>>>
>>>1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
>>>or the changing of the tides.
>>>Let it be.
>>>
>>>1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
>>>And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
>>>
>>>1. Crying is blackmail.
>>>
>>>1. Ask for what you want.
>>>Let us be clear on this one:
>>>Subtle hints do not work!
>>>Strong hints do not work!
>>>Obvious hints do not work!
>>>Just say it!
>>>
>>>1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every
>>>question.
>>>
>>>1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it.
>>>That's what we do.
>>>Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
>>>
>>>1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem . See a
>>>doctor.
>>>
>>>1. Anyth ing we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
>>>In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
>>>
>>>1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't
>>>Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
>>>
>>>1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
>>>Don't ask us.
>>>
>>>1. If something we said can be
>>>interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry,
>>>we meant the other one .
>>>
>>>1. You can either ask us to do something
>>>Or tell us how you want it done.
>>>Not both.
>>>If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
>>>
>>>1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during
>>>commercials.
>>>
>>>1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
>>>
>>>1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
>>>Peach, for example, is a fruit, not! A color. Pumpkin is also a
>>>fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
>>>
>>>1. If it itches, it will Be scratched.
>>>We do that.
>>>
>>>1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like
>>>nothing's
>>>wrong.
>>>We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
>>>
>>>1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an
>>>answer you don't want to hear.
>>>
>>>1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is
>>>fine... Really .
>>>
>>>1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared
>>>to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation,
>>>
>>>or golf.
>>>
>>>1. You have enough clothes.
>>>
>>>1. You have too many shoes.
>>>
>>>1. I am in shape. Round IS a
>>>shape!
>>>
>>>1. Thank you for reading this.
>>>Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
>>>
>>>
>>>But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
:bigsmile: LAUGH I T UP !!!