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Sana Afzal
Three old men are talking
about their aches, pains andbodily function's.
One seventy year old man says, "I have this problem.
Iwake up every morning at seven and it takes me
twentyminutes to pee." An eighty year old man says, "My
case is worse. I getup at eight and I sit there
and grunt and groan forhalf an hour before I
finally have a bowel movement." The ninety year
old man says, "At seven I pee like ahorse, at
eight I crap like a cow." "So what's yourproblem?"
asked the others. "I don't wake up until nine.
about their aches, pains andbodily function's.
One seventy year old man says, "I have this problem.
Iwake up every morning at seven and it takes me
twentyminutes to pee." An eighty year old man says, "My
case is worse. I getup at eight and I sit there
and grunt and groan forhalf an hour before I
finally have a bowel movement." The ninety year
old man says, "At seven I pee like ahorse, at
eight I crap like a cow." "So what's yourproblem?"
asked the others. "I don't wake up until nine.