Take a chill pill and enjoy this laughter dose.......:)....

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mohyal

Mridula Mehta

Banta : Praji, Jab Main Paida Hua Tha To Military Walon Ne 21 Topein Chalayeen Thi.

Santa [/FONT]: Kamaal Hai ! Sab Ka Nishana Kayse Chook Gaya ..? :SugarwareZ-208:


Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye :kewl:

Girl: Will u marry me?
Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se

Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon. :blah::SugarwareZ-208:

Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb.
Santa asked him: What are you doing?
Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.

Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya.
Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi.
Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi?
Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi..

Santa: "Kitna padhey likhe(qualified) ho?"
Banta: "B.A."
Santa: " 2 akshar padha, woh bhi ulta!!!!"

What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi. ::violin:

Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!




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The God asked Lal Bahadur Shastri how many children he had during his time on earth.

He replied, "I had three!" God was very Happy with the relatively good family planning adopted,

God gave Shastri a Mercedes!

Subhash Chandra Bose was asked the same question.
When he replied that he had 10 children, God was a bit upset and gave
him a cheaper car, the Ford.

The next is Jawaharlal. He decided to see what happens if he says he had 15 children, God is pretty angry and gives him an inexpensive Maruti.

After Sometime, the three saw Mahatma Gandhi returning on foot.
They ask why God hadn't given him anything.Gandhiji replied with anger,
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"Some idiot told God that I was the father of the nation!":SugarwareZ-286:
 
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