SOME THINGS ABOUT GIRLS

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Rahul Parab
SOME THINGS ABOUT GIRLS

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If you treat her nice she says'Yaar mujhe line de raha hai'.

If you don't she says 'Kitna akadta hai'.

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If you dress nicely she says 'Mujhay impress karna chahta hai'.

If you don't she says 'Tasteless hai yaar'.

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If you argue with her she says 'Ziddi hai'.

If you sit quietly she says 'Dumb hai'.

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If you act smarter she'll lose her brain as you are insulting her.

If she acts smarter she think its her right.

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If you don't love her she says 'Is ka to pehlay say hi 2,3 ladkioon ke saath chakar hai'.

If you love her she says 'Peechay hi pad gayaa hai'.

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If you don't give her a kiss she says 'Tum mujh say serious naheen ho'.

If you give her a kiss she says 'Yaar who ladkaa flirt kar raha hai'.

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If you don't tell her your problems she says 'You are not honest to me'.

If you do tell to her she says 'You are a problem child'.

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If you scold her she says 'You act like a grandpa giving lecture'.

If she scolds you she says 'Yaar, its because I care'.

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If you break a promise she says 'He does not trust you any more'.

If she breaks she says 'Jaan main majboor thi'

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If you smoke she says 'You are a bad guy'.

If she smokes she says 'I need this, please jaanu try to understand'.

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If you do good in exams she says 'Kismat NE saath diya warna tum or good marks'.

If she gets good marks she says 'Its my brain'.

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If you hurt her she says 'You are cruel & don't care of my feelings'.

If she hurts you she replies' You are not understanding'.

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