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> > >When Hindutva met Sidhutva...
> > >
> > >There'll be a new cult in town, and Bombay Times
> > gives you a sneak
> > >preview
> > >
> > >VIJAY SANKARAN Times News Network
> > >
> > >Sidhu joins BJP, said the newswire. And the
> > opposition thinktank quaked.
> > >Atalji's shairi and Mahajan's barbs they could
> > handle. But Sidhuisms? It
> > >was like India's tail facing Brett Lee at Perth.
> > Meanwhile at the BJP
> > >Communications HQ, Mahajan-pura, the speechwriters
> > were burning the
> > >midnight oil rewriting Sidhuisms for the Sangh
> > Parivar.
> > > We laid our hands on a copy of BJP's secret
> > weapon: you can call it
> > >Siddhutva. Experience is like a comb that life
> > gives you when you are
> > >bald. And after 40 years of Congress, we have just
> > started regrowing our
> > >lost hair! India's growth rate is running like an
> > Indian taxi meter.
> > >Congressmen are like bicycles in a cycle stand - if
> > the Gandhi family
> > >falls, the complete row will go down! Amar Singh
> > may have a heart of
> > >gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg. The Congress
> > is as lost as Telgi in
> > >a topless bar! Pawar's NCP is like an Indian
> > threewheeler which will
> > >suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30! Age
> > is the perfect fire
> > >extinguisher for flaming youth. Priyanka-Rahul
> > can't hold a candle to
> > >Atalji's experience. It's very difficult to kill a
> > man who is hell bent
> > >upon committing suicide! The Congress alliance
> > strategy is sheer
> > >hara-kiri. The Congress is like a vessel that leaks
> > from the top. On
> > >Sonia wooing Mayawati: When you are dining with the
> > demon you better
> > >have a long spoon! All that comes from a cow is not
> > milk. All that comes
> > >from the Gandhi family is not gospel. George
> > Fernandes is as innocent as
> > >freshly laid eggs. The Phukan Commission has
> > exonerated him! The
> > >opposition claims to be the light at the end of the
> > tunnel for India,
> > >but it's the light of an oncoming train which will
> > run us over.
> > >
> > >There'll be a new cult in town, and Bombay Times
> > gives you a sneak
> > >preview
> > >
> > >VIJAY SANKARAN Times News Network
> > >
> > >Sidhu joins BJP, said the newswire. And the
> > opposition thinktank quaked.
> > >Atalji's shairi and Mahajan's barbs they could
> > handle. But Sidhuisms? It
> > >was like India's tail facing Brett Lee at Perth.
> > Meanwhile at the BJP
> > >Communications HQ, Mahajan-pura, the speechwriters
> > were burning the
> > >midnight oil rewriting Sidhuisms for the Sangh
> > Parivar.
> > > We laid our hands on a copy of BJP's secret
> > weapon: you can call it
> > >Siddhutva. Experience is like a comb that life
> > gives you when you are
> > >bald. And after 40 years of Congress, we have just
> > started regrowing our
> > >lost hair! India's growth rate is running like an
> > Indian taxi meter.
> > >Congressmen are like bicycles in a cycle stand - if
> > the Gandhi family
> > >falls, the complete row will go down! Amar Singh
> > may have a heart of
> > >gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg. The Congress
> > is as lost as Telgi in
> > >a topless bar! Pawar's NCP is like an Indian
> > threewheeler which will
> > >suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30! Age
> > is the perfect fire
> > >extinguisher for flaming youth. Priyanka-Rahul
> > can't hold a candle to
> > >Atalji's experience. It's very difficult to kill a
> > man who is hell bent
> > >upon committing suicide! The Congress alliance
> > strategy is sheer
> > >hara-kiri. The Congress is like a vessel that leaks
> > from the top. On
> > >Sonia wooing Mayawati: When you are dining with the
> > demon you better
> > >have a long spoon! All that comes from a cow is not
> > milk. All that comes
> > >from the Gandhi family is not gospel. George
> > Fernandes is as innocent as
> > >freshly laid eggs. The Phukan Commission has
> > exonerated him! The
> > >opposition claims to be the light at the end of the
> > tunnel for India,
> > >but it's the light of an oncoming train which will
> > run us over.