vengabeats
Nilesh Nagdev
TELEGRAM #1
A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her
clearing B.Ed exams, which
the father receives as :
"Father, your daughter has been successful in BED."
TELEGRAM #2
A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill
station sends a telegram to
his wife "I wish you were here." The message received
by wife: "I wish you were
her."
TELEGRAM #3
A wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to railway
station to return to her
husband.
At the reservation counter, while her turn came, it
was the last ticket. Taking
pity on a very old lady next to her in the queue, she
offered her berth to the
old lady and sent a telegram to her husband which
reached as:
"Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train,
gave birth to an old
lady."
TELEGRAM #4
A man from Agra went! to Ajmer. His wife was in her
parent's house in Delhi.
When the man went to Ajmer, he asked his servant to
send a telegramto his wife
indicating about his trip to Ajmer.
He sent a telegram. When the wife received the
telegram, she fainted. It was
written: sethji aaj mar gaye ! ( Sethji Ajmer gaye ).
Telegram #5
A man wants to celebrate his wife's Birthday by
throwing a party. So he goes
to order a birthday cake. The sales man asks him what
message he wants to put
on the cake.
Well he thinks for a while and says: let's put,
"you are not getting older! You are getting better".
The salesman asks "how do you want me to put it?"
The man says, Well put >
"You are not getting older", at the top and "You
are getting better" at
the bottom. The real fun didn't start until the cake
was opened the entire
party watched the message decorated on the cake:
"You are not getting older at the top,
You are getting better at the bottom".
A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her
clearing B.Ed exams, which
the father receives as :
"Father, your daughter has been successful in BED."
TELEGRAM #2
A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill
station sends a telegram to
his wife "I wish you were here." The message received
by wife: "I wish you were
her."
TELEGRAM #3
A wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to railway
station to return to her
husband.
At the reservation counter, while her turn came, it
was the last ticket. Taking
pity on a very old lady next to her in the queue, she
offered her berth to the
old lady and sent a telegram to her husband which
reached as:
"Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train,
gave birth to an old
lady."
TELEGRAM #4
A man from Agra went! to Ajmer. His wife was in her
parent's house in Delhi.
When the man went to Ajmer, he asked his servant to
send a telegramto his wife
indicating about his trip to Ajmer.
He sent a telegram. When the wife received the
telegram, she fainted. It was
written: sethji aaj mar gaye ! ( Sethji Ajmer gaye ).
Telegram #5
A man wants to celebrate his wife's Birthday by
throwing a party. So he goes
to order a birthday cake. The sales man asks him what
message he wants to put
on the cake.
Well he thinks for a while and says: let's put,
"you are not getting older! You are getting better".
The salesman asks "how do you want me to put it?"
The man says, Well put >
"You are not getting older", at the top and "You
are getting better" at
the bottom. The real fun didn't start until the cake
was opened the entire
party watched the message decorated on the cake:
"You are not getting older at the top,
You are getting better at the bottom".