1. Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road....why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the
office........
2. koi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha ki achanak
bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se baarish shuru hui dukhi aadmi
bola:
Lagta hai pahunch gai!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. How do you fit 30 marwadis in a Maruti 800 ?
Throw a 100 rupee note inside
4. Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and
closes it.
Wife observes the whole episode
Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife askes Why are you
doing this?
Sardar replies: Doc told to check sugar level regularly
5. What is the full form of singh:
S-sardar
I-insaan
N-nahi
G-gadha
H-hai..................Ha.....Ha.
6. Angry sardar-Oye mein is duniya ko mita dunga - mita dunga- mita
dunga.
Another sardar standing besides said mein tujhe rubber nahi dunga.
7. Santa singh: Can u spell a word that has more than 100 letters in
it? !
Banta singh: Post office.
8. Sardar on cycle hit lady accidently, lady says," break nahi mar
sakta tha kya?
Sardar replies "break ka kya hai, poori cycle to mar di....."
9. Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar
idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya soch r ahe
honge....think.............
"SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI"
10. Sardar:Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend: B.A.
Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.
11. A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK.
I thought, thought & thump; finally i wrote 'THUNK'.
12. Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf
awaaz
sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
13. Sardar jhad pe bethkar gaa rahe the, achanak ek sardar jhad se
ulta
latak ke gaane laga, dusre ne pucha ki ulta kyon latka
hai??????????
Sardar bola : Oye, side B gaa raha hun.
14 Sardarni asks her lover,"Santa dear, if we get engaged, will u give
me a ring?"
"Sure" replies santa. "Whats ur phone no?"
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the
office........
2. koi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha ki achanak
bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se baarish shuru hui dukhi aadmi
bola:
Lagta hai pahunch gai!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. How do you fit 30 marwadis in a Maruti 800 ?
Throw a 100 rupee note inside
4. Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and
closes it.
Wife observes the whole episode
Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife askes Why are you
doing this?
Sardar replies: Doc told to check sugar level regularly
5. What is the full form of singh:
S-sardar
I-insaan
N-nahi
G-gadha
H-hai..................Ha.....Ha.
6. Angry sardar-Oye mein is duniya ko mita dunga - mita dunga- mita
dunga.
Another sardar standing besides said mein tujhe rubber nahi dunga.
7. Santa singh: Can u spell a word that has more than 100 letters in
it? !
Banta singh: Post office.
8. Sardar on cycle hit lady accidently, lady says," break nahi mar
sakta tha kya?
Sardar replies "break ka kya hai, poori cycle to mar di....."
9. Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar
idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya soch r ahe
honge....think.............
"SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI"
10. Sardar:Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend: B.A.
Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.
11. A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK.
I thought, thought & thump; finally i wrote 'THUNK'.
12. Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf
awaaz
sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
13. Sardar jhad pe bethkar gaa rahe the, achanak ek sardar jhad se
ulta
latak ke gaane laga, dusre ne pucha ki ulta kyon latka
hai??????????
Sardar bola : Oye, side B gaa raha hun.
14 Sardarni asks her lover,"Santa dear, if we get engaged, will u give
me a ring?"
"Sure" replies santa. "Whats ur phone no?"
