Shilpashettyy
Shilpa Shetty
Have a look at some sarchastic quotes J
Mayawati accuses Congress of politicising crime. I guess they are done with criminalizing politics. J
Pakistan puts Jaish-e-Mohammad chief, Masood Azhar, under house arrest. Guess he'll be working from home now. J J
Petition filed to ban Google Earth because terrorists used it. Why not ban dry fruits too, as the terrorists were eating it? J
Mayawati is going to celebrate her birthday as Dhikkaar Diwas (day of shame). Am sure her parents would agree with that. J J
Lalu to address students in Japan, the land of the bullet train. Makes sense. After all, he is an expert on bullets as well as trains. J
India's only aircraft carrier - INS Viraat - is now 50 years old. Looks like our weapons too have a retirement age of 58.
Delhi schools are hiring Blueline drivers for their school buses. Clever. The safest part of the road is the inside of a Blueline bus. J
Jet Airways Pilot detained at Heathrow for being drunk. So this guy earns from Goyal and spends on Mallya.
Nokia to plant a sapling for every old handset returned. They seem to have completely misunderstood the concept of a 'recycling plant'
Delhi imposed a 'no honking day' on Jan 1. That's like declaring a 'no coughing day' and calling it a health initiative.
Chhattisgarh government to provide free iodised salt. All the people in that state can now say, "Sarkar, maine aapka namak khaya hai".
Ghajini should do well at the box office. After all, it resonates with today's India - short-term memory loss and all that.
Bihar cops perform Pujas to reduce crime. Good that the cops have stopped preying and started praying.
Satyam CFO claims he had no idea of the fraud and blindly signed the papers put in front of him. Who does he think he is? Our President?
China blocks 41 porn sites. They now have only about 14,999,959 sites to go
Mayawati accuses Congress of politicising crime. I guess they are done with criminalizing politics. J
Pakistan puts Jaish-e-Mohammad chief, Masood Azhar, under house arrest. Guess he'll be working from home now. J J
Petition filed to ban Google Earth because terrorists used it. Why not ban dry fruits too, as the terrorists were eating it? J
Mayawati is going to celebrate her birthday as Dhikkaar Diwas (day of shame). Am sure her parents would agree with that. J J
Lalu to address students in Japan, the land of the bullet train. Makes sense. After all, he is an expert on bullets as well as trains. J
India's only aircraft carrier - INS Viraat - is now 50 years old. Looks like our weapons too have a retirement age of 58.
Delhi schools are hiring Blueline drivers for their school buses. Clever. The safest part of the road is the inside of a Blueline bus. J
Jet Airways Pilot detained at Heathrow for being drunk. So this guy earns from Goyal and spends on Mallya.
Nokia to plant a sapling for every old handset returned. They seem to have completely misunderstood the concept of a 'recycling plant'
Delhi imposed a 'no honking day' on Jan 1. That's like declaring a 'no coughing day' and calling it a health initiative.
Chhattisgarh government to provide free iodised salt. All the people in that state can now say, "Sarkar, maine aapka namak khaya hai".
Ghajini should do well at the box office. After all, it resonates with today's India - short-term memory loss and all that.
Bihar cops perform Pujas to reduce crime. Good that the cops have stopped preying and started praying.
Satyam CFO claims he had no idea of the fraud and blindly signed the papers put in front of him. Who does he think he is? Our President?
China blocks 41 porn sites. They now have only about 14,999,959 sites to go