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Santa Singh's wife was expecting and the baby was due any day. Santa was
very confident it would be a boy and was looking forward to the Delivery
day. As fate would have it, he was transferred to another city and had to
join office immediately. Before going, he asked his father -in-law to send
a telegram confirming birth of his son. But in order to avoid giving party
to his office colleagues, he asks his father -in-law to write "the watch
has arrived" and he will understand that the son is born.
The D-day arrived. His wife delivered a cute little baby girl. Now Santa's
Father-in-law didn't know what to do. If he writes "the watch has arrived"
Santa will think he has got a Son. If he writes "watch has not arrived"
Santa will get worried thinking something serious has happened. But
being a
very intelligent person, he finds a solution and sends the telegram.

Santa received the telegram, opened it eagerly and reads

"The watch has arrived, but the pendulum is missing"
 
Good one! Here is another one

Sardar was very fast on the road, police stopped him and asked why are you riding so fast.

Sardar replied I know this is accident area so I want to pass this area soon

:SugarwareZ-200:
 
Two Sardarjis (pilots) try to land an airplane in the states. They start descending and as they touch the ground the pilot scream the runway is ending...". The second pilot swiftly gets the plane back
up in the air... They make a big turn and start descending again. The moment they touch the ground, the pilot scream again "Get the plane up, the runaway is ending...". The second pilot swiftly gets the plane back up in the air.. They make a big turn and start descending again... This goes on again and again... During their fourth descent the pilot says : "Look at those stupid Americans, they build this huge expensive airport but with such a short runaway..", "I know" answers the second pilot, "But look how
wide they made it...."
 
A Sardar received an invitation, to a party
which said “Black Tie Only”!!

When he went to the party he was surprised to
find the other invitees wearing trousers and shirts
as well !!!!
 
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