Reason why never visit a 5* Hotel !!

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Reason why never visit a 5* Hotel !!

Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"

Answer : "tea please"

Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"

Answer : "Ceylon tea "

Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?"

Answer : "white"

Question : "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"

Answer: "With milk "

Question : "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"

Answer : "With cow milk please.

Question : " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"

Answer : " Um, I'll take it black. "

Question : " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"

Answer : "With sugar"

Question : " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"

Answer : "Cane sugar "

Question :" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"

Answer : "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."

Question: "Mineral water or still water ? "

Answer : "Mineral water"

Question : "Flavored or non-flavored ?"

Answer : "I'll rather die of thirst:tea:

 

[kartik]

Aah.. this was used in one of our presentations in the Special Studies in Marketing lecture for the ad campaign of Kotak Mahindra financial services

It goes like.. the whole message that you post.. and ends with..

Taking decisions in life is very difficult.. thats why Kotak mahindra financial services.. Taking care of your decisions..

Something like that.. Believe me.. It sounds much better in person.

 

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