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Rohit Nangia
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In an emergency ward of a hospital a patient arrived
complaining of a serious
back-pain. The doctor examined, and asked him, "Tell
me, what happened to
your back?"
.
The patient explains, "I came home from my night shift
work early and entered my apartment this morning. I
heard a noise and knew that someone and my wife were
fooling around behind me. Balcony door was open so I
rushed to balcony, and saw a man running and dressing
himself on the street. I grabbed the fridge and
dropped it at him. That's how I strained my back."
.
Doctor took the second patient, who looked like some
one got hit by a car.
The doctor asked him, "My previous patient sure looked
horrible, but you look worst. What did you do?"
.
He replied, "What do I tell you doctor! After a long
unemployment, today was the first day at my new found
job. My alarm did not go off. I was running damn late.
I was running out of the building, getting dressed
simultaneously, and you won't believe doctor, but I
was suddenly hit by a falling fridge."
.
Doctor took the third patient; He looked like someone
jumped from the plane and parachute did not open. The
doctor was shocked at the events today. Again he
asked, "And now what the hell is your mischief?"
.
"Well I was sitting in a fridge, and and someone threw
it from the third floor."
In an emergency ward of a hospital a patient arrived
complaining of a serious
back-pain. The doctor examined, and asked him, "Tell
me, what happened to
your back?"
.
The patient explains, "I came home from my night shift
work early and entered my apartment this morning. I
heard a noise and knew that someone and my wife were
fooling around behind me. Balcony door was open so I
rushed to balcony, and saw a man running and dressing
himself on the street. I grabbed the fridge and
dropped it at him. That's how I strained my back."
.
Doctor took the second patient, who looked like some
one got hit by a car.
The doctor asked him, "My previous patient sure looked
horrible, but you look worst. What did you do?"
.
He replied, "What do I tell you doctor! After a long
unemployment, today was the first day at my new found
job. My alarm did not go off. I was running damn late.
I was running out of the building, getting dressed
simultaneously, and you won't believe doctor, but I
was suddenly hit by a falling fridge."
.
Doctor took the third patient; He looked like someone
jumped from the plane and parachute did not open. The
doctor was shocked at the events today. Again he
asked, "And now what the hell is your mischief?"
.
"Well I was sitting in a fridge, and and someone threw
it from the third floor."
