Alright so here goes,
Once upon a time there was this Nut case who had a couple of South-Indian People Sue him. The Indian Supreme Court gave him the Punishment to build an Infrastructure named ...................
After he built this so called "Infrastructure" he made sure that the people were South -Indian so that he could get the people who sued him off his back and Live a peaceful life.
In the Year 2010,
The Students of ..... came up with the idea of having an Inter & an Intra College Festival named ".....". This festival was a Product from the ideas of all the Faculties. Thus giving us a result of Geeky & Nerdy Events which also involved the use of a Chemistry Lab.
So, the festival starts of with the Brochure being Delivered 2 Days before the fest & without a CL Meet. Once we got the Brochure, we went through the events, the events looked good not until we saw that they are going to be getting their Fest sponsored by the Participants itself. The Prices for every event went from 30 Bucks to 200 Bucks (The Biggest Turn-Off). The theme being World Fiesta *i swear to god i did not know what are they going to cover up with that crappy theme*
We decided lets give it a shot.
10th December 2010
I decided to take part in 'Ad-Critic', I reach SIES and the first thing i see is about a 50 Volunteers standing ahead of me to frisk about a 10 Participants. So i walk-in and probably a thin Junior College student starts to frisk me. He goes through my pockets but finds nothing. Hoping that i would have hidden a Bomb or a Joint in my hair he picks up my Hat but No Luck there either. He then asks me for my Wallet so that he could go through it's contents to avoid Illegal activities like as though the place was going to be visited by the President or some one * I Shit you not but even when Obama came to India they might not have frisked some one like that *
Then i yell at this dude for going through my wallet completely and checking all the secret pockets for a Joint/Hash. Later his Senior comes up to me and apologizes for it and tells me that some Drug Scene happened Inside.
So finally after checking my bag and a Frustrating 20 Minutes with the Security they take away my Empty Tiffin Box & also give me a Sample "Readymade Pazzta Packet".
Phew!
Finally i get in the College and just when i thought that i could take in fresh air and meet a few of my Mates there is when i realize "Holy Crap, there are more Volunteers than Overall Participants".
Feeling bad about the fact that there would barely be any people who i would know i walked up to the Stage.
Just when i thought i could see a few Performances with a Mixed Crowd, i realize that they got the Crowd Divided into a Girls Section & a Guys Section!!!
You have got to be kidding me, who the hell does that!!!!
Were they out of their minds or were they just trying to follow some Rituals at the wrong place.
I got out of there as soon as possible and went up to the 1st Floor for a better View, as soon as i entered the corridor a bunch of 3 Girl Volunteers come upto me like as though i had committed a Federal Crime by entering that area. They tell me that the 1st Floor was only for Girls!!!!
For the Guys, it was the 2nd Floor!!!!
Frustrating enough was the climb to the second floor as much as i waited with the Security Morons.
Just as hunger struck in, i asked one of the Volunteers where is the canteen??
And i shit you not but the canteen is in the Basement which could be a perfect location for a Terrorist Hide-Out.
After the crappy Food at the canteen and the Criticism about the fest with a couple of my friends, we walked out towards the AV Room for "Ad-Critic".
We entered the room and the entire seating place was divided into 2 Sections!!!
Which kept me wondering that hope this was not a division for Males & Females *Luckily it was not*
*Quickly Skips the Event ; coz the Criticism is killing me from the inside and i need to publish this FAST*
The Event gets over with a crappy Host to it & also someone who needed to learn how to talk and not Stammer.
The Fest comprised of say a 1000 People which could be classified as follows :
300 = Volunteers
400 = Participants from SIES College itself * FYJC to TY Degree*
100 = Participants from Outside Colleges
100 = Peons & Staff Members
100 = Students given Suits & Ties to dress up and come up as Judges.
The Awesome "Visions" also had a theme song which said
'Dekha hai aasman ko, dekhegi duniya saari, VEEEZONS SIES 2010'
*Seriously Visions as VEEEZONS!!!!*
*Go Learn some English*
The Best Part -
The Compare Announces "All the Volunteers who want to help out kindly come to the Ground Floor"
The Volunteers have no clue which Event is going on nor do they have a clue if there is any event named somewhat to the Weird Ass Words we just used.
The Debaters in the Personality Contest, debate by saying "Yes it is" & "No it is not".
The Volunteers form a HUMAN CHAIN at certain intervals to attract Viewership of their Festival.
The Festival promotes Gender Inequality by Separation of Gender's.
The Festival has over 10 Events starting Simultaneously.
Conclusion
It is a fest that has over 31 Events & Zero Co-ordiantion.
*My Opinion - Just go over there to have an opportunity to write a Hilarious Note like this*
