Professor Bihari

[themaharana]

Professor Bihari
>> *******************
>> A new lecturer (a Bihari professor) was unable to control the
>>class.The
>>guys were just talking without giving any attention to Him.
>> So he wanted to send a guy who was creating most of the problem
>>out. But he
>>didn't know how to put it in English..
>> He went near the guy. Shouted "follow me" .The guy followed him
>>till he
>>went out of the class.Now the lecturer turned back nd again shouted
>> "Don't follow me" and went inside the class..........

 

[themaharana]

Professor Bihari
>> *******************
>> A new lecturer (a Bihari professor) was unable to control the
>>class.The
>>guys were just talking without giving any attention to Him.
>> So he wanted to send a guy who was creating most of the problem
>>out. But he
>>didn't know how to put it in English..
>> He went near the guy. Shouted "follow me" .The guy followed him
>>till he
>>went out of the class.Now the lecturer turned back nd again shouted
>> "Don't follow me" and went inside the class..........
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>> Inside the Class :
>> ********************
>> * Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in....
>> * Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in....
>> * Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger half....
>> * Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away in the
>>corridor....
>> * You, meet me behind the class. ( meaning AFTER the class ..
>>)....
>> * Both of u three, get out of the class.....
>> * Close the doors of the windows please ... I have winter in my
>>nose
>>today...
>> * Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....
>> * Take 5 cm wire of any length....
>> -------------------------------------
>>
>> About his family :
>>
>> * I have two daughters. Both of them are girls...(?)
>> ---------------------------------------
>>
>> At the ground :
>>
>> * All of you, stand in a straight circle.
>> * There is no wind in the balloon.
>> -----------------------------------------
>>
>> To a boy, angrily :
>>
>> * I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk ?
>> ----------------------------------------
>>
>> Giving a punishment :
>>
>> * You, rotate the ground four times...
>> * You, go and under-stand the tree...
>> * You three of you, stand together separately.
>> * Why are you late - say YES or NO .....(?)