Poor Patient

[salman_faheem4u]

Gariz mariz : Dr. mere pass paise nai hai aap mera ilaz kar de to kabi aapke kaam aunga


Doctor : Kya kaam karte ho???


mariz : Khabar khodta hoon.......

 

[jitenmazee]

Damad susral rehne gya saas ne 1st day sag,

2nd day palak,

3%u2019day methi pkai 4%u2019day sas ne pucha aaj kya pkaun ?

jal k bola: khait pe le jaen khud hi char lunga!