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Question : What is the opposite of Achaar…
….
No, nooo.. its not Vichaar
Opposite of Achaar is Onion
Par Kaisse????
Aise :: Achaar = Pickle = pee-kal
Opposite of Pee-kal is Pee-aaj = peeaaaj == Onion….Hence proved!!!!
Whats the opposite of Real??
Its COCONUT….
kya hua…. Confused??
jara ….Socho…yaar ???
opposite of real is ‘Na-Real’ . in English it is coconut
i’ll write a book an pjs and dedicate it to whom? our president….why
scroll down for answer
coz he is mr. a.P.J.abdul kalam
what is the vector form of sridevi????
ANS : - TABU!!!!
confused???? why????
.
ok i’l tell you…
. because.
.. sridevi did chandni and tabu did chandni bar!!!!!
Dentist was examining a patient having a highly contageous deadly
disease….
As soon he opens the patients mouth the disease gets transferred to the
doctor… how??
scroll
…Because the patient had a bluetooth!!
Once in MIT, there was an Indian student.
He was very briliant, and his General Knowledge (GK) was excellent.
He won every Quiz in the institute .... Once he fell in love with a
Phirang i girl...
He proposed the girl, but She straight way rejected him ... calling him
Bloody Desi...
So after this, his GK fell drastically, and he stopped taking part in Quiz
and all.....
Now, u tell me the reason ... WHY ???
becoz,
Jab Dil hee toot gaya....
toh GK kya karenge ...
Q: Who had a double role in movie 'Sholay'?
A: King George
He is on both sides of the coin
What is the color of frequency??
Purple
Unit of frequency - Hertz
You can write it as - 1/sec
i.e. par [per] second
In Hindi, second is also called as 'pal'
therefore: PARPAL
Q.What would an angrez[american/british] say to his indian naukar [servant] who can only understand hindi if he wants him 2 open the door!!
A."There Was A Cold Day " - (say it fast)!
Ek Kana [one-eyed] Ladka Kisi ladki ko Propose kare to kaun sa gana Gayega??
Ek Nazar se bhi pyar hota hai maine suna hai... [from: Taxi No. 9211]
A scientist disconnected his doorbell..
Why??
Because...he wanted to win the No-bell prize!
One Sardar goes for an interview in a Detective Agency.
Interviewer: Who killed Gandhi?
Sardar: Thanks for my first assignment sir, I will start investigating!!
Tamilian calls up a sardar and says,"Tamil therima??" [meaning: Do you know Tamil?]
Sardar gets angry and replies,"Hindi - tera baap!!!"
Air hostess asked Gujju kaka “kaka ice”
Kaka answered “Tu k tyaan ice’’
----Pagal Khana----Guruvar----
Gattu ek lecture attend karta hai.
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>lecture ke baad use bhookh
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>lagti hai. so
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>he goes to the canteen. canteen
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>mein gattu ek pav leta hai.
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>jaise hi woh
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>pav khane ke liye uthata hai to
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>dekhta hai ki uski plate mein
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>"jannat" likha hai.
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>To janaab ab aapko yeh batana hai
>
>
>ki gattu jiska
>
>
>lecture attend karke aa raha hai!
>
>
>, us proffessor ka
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>naam kya hai???
>
>
>guess
>
>
>scroll down for the answer
>The answer is
>Ishq Ki Chhaon.
>Jinke "Sir" ho! "Ishq ki Chhaon"
>"Pav" ke neeche "Jannat" hogi....
A women goes in an Auto (rickshaw) and gets bald???
How???
Lets C' if you can solve this one....
Automatically (Auto-Mein-Takli).....Smile-
Question : What is the opposite of Achaar…
….
No, nooo.. its not Vichaar
Opposite of Achaar is Onion
Par Kaisse????
Aise :: Achaar = Pickle = pee-kal
Opposite of Pee-kal is Pee-aaj = peeaaaj == Onion….Hence proved!!!!
Whats the opposite of Real??
Its COCONUT….
kya hua…. Confused??
jara ….Socho…yaar ???
opposite of real is ‘Na-Real’ . in English it is coconut
i’ll write a book an pjs and dedicate it to whom? our president….why
scroll down for answer
coz he is mr. a.P.J.abdul kalam
what is the vector form of sridevi????
ANS : - TABU!!!!
confused???? why????
.
ok i’l tell you…
. because.
.. sridevi did chandni and tabu did chandni bar!!!!!
Dentist was examining a patient having a highly contageous deadly
disease….
As soon he opens the patients mouth the disease gets transferred to the
doctor… how??
scroll
…Because the patient had a bluetooth!!
Once in MIT, there was an Indian student.
He was very briliant, and his General Knowledge (GK) was excellent.
He won every Quiz in the institute .... Once he fell in love with a
Phirang i girl...
He proposed the girl, but She straight way rejected him ... calling him
Bloody Desi...
So after this, his GK fell drastically, and he stopped taking part in Quiz
and all.....
Now, u tell me the reason ... WHY ???
becoz,
Jab Dil hee toot gaya....
toh GK kya karenge ...
Q: Who had a double role in movie 'Sholay'?
A: King George
He is on both sides of the coin
What is the color of frequency??
Purple
Unit of frequency - Hertz
You can write it as - 1/sec
i.e. par [per] second
In Hindi, second is also called as 'pal'
therefore: PARPAL
Q.What would an angrez[american/british] say to his indian naukar [servant] who can only understand hindi if he wants him 2 open the door!!
A."There Was A Cold Day " - (say it fast)!
Ek Kana [one-eyed] Ladka Kisi ladki ko Propose kare to kaun sa gana Gayega??
Ek Nazar se bhi pyar hota hai maine suna hai... [from: Taxi No. 9211]
A scientist disconnected his doorbell..
Why??
Because...he wanted to win the No-bell prize!
One Sardar goes for an interview in a Detective Agency.
Interviewer: Who killed Gandhi?
Sardar: Thanks for my first assignment sir, I will start investigating!!
Tamilian calls up a sardar and says,"Tamil therima??" [meaning: Do you know Tamil?]
Sardar gets angry and replies,"Hindi - tera baap!!!"
Air hostess asked Gujju kaka “kaka ice”
Kaka answered “Tu k tyaan ice’’
----Pagal Khana----Guruvar----
Gattu ek lecture attend karta hai.
>
>
>lecture ke baad use bhookh
>
>
>lagti hai. so
>
>
>he goes to the canteen. canteen
>
>
>mein gattu ek pav leta hai.
>
>
>jaise hi woh
>
>
>pav khane ke liye uthata hai to
>
>
>dekhta hai ki uski plate mein
>
>
>"jannat" likha hai.
>
>
>To janaab ab aapko yeh batana hai
>
>
>ki gattu jiska
>
>
>lecture attend karke aa raha hai!
>
>
>, us proffessor ka
>
>
>naam kya hai???
>
>
>guess
>
>
>scroll down for the answer
>The answer is
>Ishq Ki Chhaon.
>Jinke "Sir" ho! "Ishq ki Chhaon"
>"Pav" ke neeche "Jannat" hogi....
A women goes in an Auto (rickshaw) and gets bald???
How???
Lets C' if you can solve this one....
Automatically (Auto-Mein-Takli).....Smile-