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amardeep.rishi

amardeep.rishi

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Hye guys......starting a new thread dedicated to PJ's......more and more PJ's....plzz contribute

ek baar himesh reshammiya ka shishya (Student) gaane ke competition mein participate karta hai...lekin woh buri tareh se haar jaata hai...iski wajeh se himesh bhai poori zindagi gaa nahi paata...kyon???
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kyonki uske shishya ne haarkar uski naak katvaadi...aur naak ke bina apna himesh bhai kya gaayega??
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Gattu ek lecture attend karta hai.

lecture ke baad use bhookh

lagti hai. so

he goes to the canteen. canteen

mein gattu ek pav leta hai.

jaise hi woh

pav khane ke liye uthata hai to

dekhta hai ki uski plate mein

"jannat" likha hai.

To janaab ab aapko yeh batana hai

ki gattu jiska

lecture attend karke aa raha hai!

, us proffessor ka

naam kya hai???

guess


The answer is

Ishq Ki Chhaon.

Jinke "Sir" ho "Ishq ki Chhaon"

"Pav" ke neeche "Jannat" hogi....

Don't scratch ur head this is a

song from film "Dil Se"
 
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Gattu ek lecture attend karta hai.

lecture ke baad use bhookh

lagti hai. so

he goes to the canteen. canteen

mein gattu ek pav leta hai.

jaise hi woh

pav khane ke liye uthata hai to

dekhta hai ki uski plate mein

"jannat" likha hai.

To janaab ab aapko yeh batana hai

ki gattu jiska

lecture attend karke aa raha hai!

, us proffessor ka

naam kya hai???

guess


The answer is

Ishq Ki Chhaon.

Jinke "Sir" ho "Ishq ki Chhaon"

"Pav" ke neeche "Jannat" hogi....

Don't scratch ur head this is a

song from film "Dil Se"
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This is a Maha Vahiyaat PJ
If you give someone a "101" and he in return gives you a "010", what should you say to him?





























Tell him.... "Thank You" coz he just gave you a complement!
 
The Maratha Regiment was fighting hard on the border against theenemies....They had to cross the border to capture the enemybase....but no one was able to cross the border and go across. fearing death .Just then Hawaldar Pawan Kumar Jhonke ...got up and crossed the border and nothing happened to him. Why??













Kyon ki Panchi Nadiya PAWAN K JHONKE... Koi sarhad na inhe roke..
 
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