Physics Joke 1:
When a third grader was asked to cite Newton's first law, she said, "Bodies in motion remain in motion, and bodies at rest stay in bed unless their mothers call them to get up."
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Physics Joke 2:
Q: What is the name of the first electricity detective?
A: Sherlock Ohms
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Physics Joke 3:
Q: Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex?
A: Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.
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When a third grader was asked to cite Newton's first law, she said, "Bodies in motion remain in motion, and bodies at rest stay in bed unless their mothers call them to get up."
See explanation
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Physics Joke 2:
Q: What is the name of the first electricity detective?
A: Sherlock Ohms
See explanation
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Physics Joke 3:
Q: Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex?
A: Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.
See explanation