SEVERAL MEN ARE IN THE LOCKER ROOM OF A GOLF CLUB. A CELL PHONE ON A BENCH RINGS, AND A MAN ENGAGES THE HANDS-FREE SPEAKER-FUNCTION AND BEGINS TO TALK.EVERYONE ELSE IN THE ROOM STOPS TO LISTEN.
MAN: "Hello".
WOMAN: "Honey it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes".
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now, and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1000, is it o.k. if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much".
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked".
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000".
MAN: "For that price I want it with all the options"!
WOMAN: "Great! And one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market, They're asking $950,000!
MAN: "Go ahead give them an offer for $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $50,000. It is clearly a pretty good price".
WOMAN: "Okay. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"
MAN: "Bye. I love you too". The man hangs up.
The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.
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He smiles, and asks:
"Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
MAN: "Hello".
WOMAN: "Honey it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes".
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now, and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1000, is it o.k. if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much".
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked".
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000".
MAN: "For that price I want it with all the options"!
WOMAN: "Great! And one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market, They're asking $950,000!
MAN: "Go ahead give them an offer for $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $50,000. It is clearly a pretty good price".
WOMAN: "Okay. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"
MAN: "Bye. I love you too". The man hangs up.
The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.
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He smiles, and asks:
"Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"