Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar,
where he lives, to Jalandar to meet his friend. He reached there in a few hours.
After spending a few days there, he decided to return. He called up his mother
to expect him in the evening. But he didn't reach in the evening and not the
next day either. When he finally reached home on the third day, his distraught
mother ran and asked him "Oye Puttar, tenu ki hoya?"
The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, "Oye,
ye Marutti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain, aur
pichche jaane waaste sirf ik?"
Teacher asks: Can you tell me something about Raja Ram Mohan Roy?
Sardar replies: They were 4 best friends..!
Sardar to Shopkeeper: Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao,
Shopkeeper ne Indian Flag Dikhaya,
Sardar: Isme aur Color Dikhao yaar.
How can a Sardar Kill a Lion? Sardar thinks & thinks hard.... Finally comes
to a conclusion: I'll drink poison and let lion eat me. Oye balle balle, ta ra
ra ra.
Sardar: Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When a Person
asked him what he was doing....
He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!
What is Common between: Ram, Krishna, Jesus & Gandhi ji ..?
Sardarji Replied: All are born on Government Holidays.
where he lives, to Jalandar to meet his friend. He reached there in a few hours.
After spending a few days there, he decided to return. He called up his mother
to expect him in the evening. But he didn't reach in the evening and not the
next day either. When he finally reached home on the third day, his distraught
mother ran and asked him "Oye Puttar, tenu ki hoya?"
The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, "Oye,
ye Marutti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain, aur
pichche jaane waaste sirf ik?"
Teacher asks: Can you tell me something about Raja Ram Mohan Roy?
Sardar replies: They were 4 best friends..!
Sardar to Shopkeeper: Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao,
Shopkeeper ne Indian Flag Dikhaya,
Sardar: Isme aur Color Dikhao yaar.
How can a Sardar Kill a Lion? Sardar thinks & thinks hard.... Finally comes
to a conclusion: I'll drink poison and let lion eat me. Oye balle balle, ta ra
ra ra.
Sardar: Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When a Person
asked him what he was doing....
He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!
What is Common between: Ram, Krishna, Jesus & Gandhi ji ..?
Sardarji Replied: All are born on Government Holidays.