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Leave applications ! Simply Hilarious
These are simply priceless!!
> 1. A student's leave letter:
> "As I am suffering from my uncle's marriage I cannot attend the class...."
>
> ---------------------------------------------
> 2. A candidate's application:
> "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'typist And an
> accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both for the past. Several
> years and I can handle both; I am applying for the post."
> ---------------------------------------------
An employee applied for leave as follows:
> Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife.
> Please sanction me one-week leave.
> ---------------------------------------------
> 4. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
> "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clocks and I may not
> return, please grant me half day casual leave"
> ---------------------------------------------
> 5. A leave letter to the headmaster:
> "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I
> request you to leave me today"
> ---------------------------------------------
> 6. An incident of a leave letter:
> "I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."
> ---------------------------------------------
> 7. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
> As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.
> ---------------------------------------------
> 8. A covering note:
> "I am enclosed herewith..."
> --------------------------------------------
> 9. From H.A.L. Administration dept:
> As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, Please
> grant me 10 days leave.
> ---------------------------------------------
> 10. Actual letter written for application of leave:
> "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband At
> home I may be granted leave".
> ---------------------------------------------
> 11. Letter writing:
> "I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."
> ---------------------------------------------
> 12. Another gem from I.T.I. Leave-letter from an employee who was
> Performing his daughter's wedding:
> "As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave..."
These are simply priceless!!
> 1. A student's leave letter:
> "As I am suffering from my uncle's marriage I cannot attend the class...."
>
> ---------------------------------------------
> 2. A candidate's application:
> "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'typist And an
> accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both for the past. Several
> years and I can handle both; I am applying for the post."
> ---------------------------------------------
An employee applied for leave as follows:
> Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife.
> Please sanction me one-week leave.
> ---------------------------------------------
> 4. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
> "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clocks and I may not
> return, please grant me half day casual leave"
> ---------------------------------------------
> 5. A leave letter to the headmaster:
> "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I
> request you to leave me today"
> ---------------------------------------------
> 6. An incident of a leave letter:
> "I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."
> ---------------------------------------------
> 7. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
> As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.
> ---------------------------------------------
> 8. A covering note:
> "I am enclosed herewith..."
> --------------------------------------------
> 9. From H.A.L. Administration dept:
> As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, Please
> grant me 10 days leave.
> ---------------------------------------------
> 10. Actual letter written for application of leave:
> "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband At
> home I may be granted leave".
> ---------------------------------------------
> 11. Letter writing:
> "I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."
> ---------------------------------------------
> 12. Another gem from I.T.I. Leave-letter from an employee who was
> Performing his daughter's wedding:
> "As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave..."
Bill Gates 11 rules in Life
Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world.
Rule 1: Life is not fair -- get used to it!
Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.
Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.
Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.
Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping -- they called it opportunity.
Rule 6: If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.
Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you are. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.
Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.
Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.
Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world.
Rule 1: Life is not fair -- get used to it!
Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.
Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.
Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.
Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping -- they called it opportunity.
Rule 6: If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.
Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you are. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.
Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.
Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.
Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.