1 . Sardar comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying
>>>>"Parking
>>>>Fine"
>>>> He writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 d
>>>>complement"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> 2 . How do you recognize a Sardar in School? He is the one
>>>>who
>>>>erases the
>>>> notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> 3. Once a Sardar was walking and had a glove on one hand
>>>>and
>>>>not on other
>>>> so the man asked him why did he do so? He replied that the
>>>>weather
>>>> forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on
>>>>the
>>>>other hand
>>>> it would be hot.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> 4. Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive
>>>>down
>>>>from
>>>> Amritsar , where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend .
>>>>He
>>>>reached
>>>> there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, he
>>>>decided to
>>>> return, and called up his mother to expect him in the
>>>>evening.
>>>>But he
>>>> didn't reach in the evening and not the next day either.
>>>>When
>>>>he finally
>>>> reached home on the third day, his distraught mother ran
>>>>and
>>>>asked him "
>>>> Arre Puttar, ki hoya?"
>>>>
>>>> The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long
>>>>journey,
>>>>and said,
>>>> "Oy, ye Marutti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar
>>>>gear
>>>>banaate
>>>> hain, aur pichche jaane waaste sirf ik?"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> 5. Teacher: Can you tell me something about Raja Ram Mohan
>>>>Roy?
>>>>
>>>> Saradji: They were 4 best friends..!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>&nb sp;
>>>> 6. Sardar to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao,
>>>>Shopkeeper ne Flag
>>>> Dikhaya, Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> 7. How can a Sardar Kill a Lion? Sardarji thinks N thinks
>>>>hard
>>>>& comes to
>>>> a conclusion: I'll drink poison n let lion eat me. O' bolo
>>>>ta
>>>>ra ra.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>& ;amp ;nbs p;
>>>> 9. Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying
>>>>... When a
>>>> Person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!!
>>>>Higher
>>>>Studies
>>>> Yaar...!!!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> 10. Sardar with a new mobile called everyone from his Phone
>>>>Book & said
>>>> "My MobileNo. has changed Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it
>>>>is
>>>>6610"
>>>>& ;amp ;nbs p;
>>>> 11. Sardar falls in Love with Nurse. He writes a Love
>>>>letter to
>>>>her, " I
>>>> LOVE U SISTER."
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> 12. What is Common between: Krishna , Ram, Gandhi ji & Jesus..?
>>>>
>>>> Sardar ji Replied: All are born on Government Holidays.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>&nbs p;
>>>> 13. Santa : That Cow is a Lovely Colour ,
>>>>
>>>> Farmer : Yes, it's a Jersey
>>>>
>>>> Santa: Oh, I thought it was its Skin...!!!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> 14. Sardar Son: O God! Please make New York the capital of
>>>>Punjab .
>>>> Sardar: Why are you praying for that?
>>>>
>>>> Sardar Son: That is what I have written in my exam.
>>>>:SugarwareZ-191:
>>>>"Parking
>>>>Fine"
>>>> He writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 d
>>>>complement"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> 2 . How do you recognize a Sardar in School? He is the one
>>>>who
>>>>erases the
>>>> notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> 3. Once a Sardar was walking and had a glove on one hand
>>>>and
>>>>not on other
>>>> so the man asked him why did he do so? He replied that the
>>>>weather
>>>> forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on
>>>>the
>>>>other hand
>>>> it would be hot.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> 4. Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive
>>>>down
>>>>from
>>>> Amritsar , where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend .
>>>>He
>>>>reached
>>>> there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, he
>>>>decided to
>>>> return, and called up his mother to expect him in the
>>>>evening.
>>>>But he
>>>> didn't reach in the evening and not the next day either.
>>>>When
>>>>he finally
>>>> reached home on the third day, his distraught mother ran
>>>>and
>>>>asked him "
>>>> Arre Puttar, ki hoya?"
>>>>
>>>> The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long
>>>>journey,
>>>>and said,
>>>> "Oy, ye Marutti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar
>>>>gear
>>>>banaate
>>>> hain, aur pichche jaane waaste sirf ik?"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> 5. Teacher: Can you tell me something about Raja Ram Mohan
>>>>Roy?
>>>>
>>>> Saradji: They were 4 best friends..!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>&nb sp;
>>>> 6. Sardar to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao,
>>>>Shopkeeper ne Flag
>>>> Dikhaya, Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> 7. How can a Sardar Kill a Lion? Sardarji thinks N thinks
>>>>hard
>>>>& comes to
>>>> a conclusion: I'll drink poison n let lion eat me. O' bolo
>>>>ta
>>>>ra ra.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>& ;amp ;nbs p;
>>>> 9. Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying
>>>>... When a
>>>> Person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!!
>>>>Higher
>>>>Studies
>>>> Yaar...!!!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> 10. Sardar with a new mobile called everyone from his Phone
>>>>Book & said
>>>> "My MobileNo. has changed Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it
>>>>is
>>>>6610"
>>>>& ;amp ;nbs p;
>>>> 11. Sardar falls in Love with Nurse. He writes a Love
>>>>letter to
>>>>her, " I
>>>> LOVE U SISTER."
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> 12. What is Common between: Krishna , Ram, Gandhi ji & Jesus..?
>>>>
>>>> Sardar ji Replied: All are born on Government Holidays.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>&nbs p;
>>>> 13. Santa : That Cow is a Lovely Colour ,
>>>>
>>>> Farmer : Yes, it's a Jersey
>>>>
>>>> Santa: Oh, I thought it was its Skin...!!!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> 14. Sardar Son: O God! Please make New York the capital of
>>>>Punjab .
>>>> Sardar: Why are you praying for that?
>>>>
>>>> Sardar Son: That is what I have written in my exam.
>>>>:SugarwareZ-191: