ORIGINAL QUOTE
If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was....
Now the New Versions.....
Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't comes back within some time
forget her.
Playful:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again, repeat *
Over possessive person:
If you love someone
don't set her free.
HR specialist:
If you love someone
set her free by
Offering her VRS and other benefits
Then "outsource" her.
MBA:
If you love someone
set her free
instantaneously
and look for others simultaneously
ERP functional expert:
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, map her into your system
If she does'nt,carry out a "gap-fit" analysis
Finance expert:
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back its time to look fresh loans
If she does'nt, write her off as an asset gone bad.
Marketing Expert:
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back she has brand loyalty
If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new markets.
Animal-Rights Activist:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
Lawyers:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph a-1 in the second
amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that...
Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was
Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.
Patient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait
until she comes back ...
Bill Gates :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees
and but tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.
Biologist :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
She'll evolve.
Schwarzenegger's fans:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE'LL BE BACK!
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If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was....
Now the New Versions.....
Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't comes back within some time
forget her.
Playful:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again, repeat *
Over possessive person:
If you love someone
don't set her free.
HR specialist:
If you love someone
set her free by
Offering her VRS and other benefits
Then "outsource" her.
MBA:
If you love someone
set her free
instantaneously
and look for others simultaneously
ERP functional expert:
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, map her into your system
If she does'nt,carry out a "gap-fit" analysis
Finance expert:
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back its time to look fresh loans
If she does'nt, write her off as an asset gone bad.
Marketing Expert:
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back she has brand loyalty
If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new markets.
Animal-Rights Activist:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
Lawyers:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph a-1 in the second
amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that...
Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was
Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.
Patient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait
until she comes back ...
Bill Gates :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees
and but tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.
Biologist :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
She'll evolve.
Schwarzenegger's fans:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE'LL BE BACK!
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