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Praveen Gurwani
Newton's laws for Software engineers
Law -1: Every S/W Engineer continues his state of chatting or forwarding mails unless he is assigned work by external unbalanced project Leader.
Law -2: The rate of change in the Software is directly proportional to the payment
received from client and takes place at the quick rate when deadline force is applied.
Law -3: For every appraisal there is an equal but opposite Work Implementation.
Bonus Law -4: Bugs can neither be created nor be removed from software by an S/W engineer. It can only be converted from one form to another, the total number of bugs in the Software always remains constant. :SugarwareZ-064:
Law -1: Every S/W Engineer continues his state of chatting or forwarding mails unless he is assigned work by external unbalanced project Leader.
Law -2: The rate of change in the Software is directly proportional to the payment
received from client and takes place at the quick rate when deadline force is applied.
Law -3: For every appraisal there is an equal but opposite Work Implementation.
Bonus Law -4: Bugs can neither be created nor be removed from software by an S/W engineer. It can only be converted from one form to another, the total number of bugs in the Software always remains constant. :SugarwareZ-064: