nick18_in
Nikhil Gadodia
Newton in romantic mood......
Universal law:
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"Love can neither be created nor be destroyed, it can only be transfered from 1 girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money "
1st law:
"A boy in love with a girl, continues to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continues to be in love with him, until or unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
breaks the legs of the boy."
2nd law:
"The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is the same as increment or decrement of the
bank balnce. "
3rd law:
"The force applied while proposing a girl by a guy is equal & opposite
to the force applied by the girl while proposing a guy."
Universal law:
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"Love can neither be created nor be destroyed, it can only be transfered from 1 girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money "
1st law:
"A boy in love with a girl, continues to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continues to be in love with him, until or unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
breaks the legs of the boy."
2nd law:
"The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is the same as increment or decrement of the
bank balnce. "
3rd law:
"The force applied while proposing a girl by a guy is equal & opposite
to the force applied by the girl while proposing a guy."