1.Money can't buy happiness, but its more
comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a
cycle
.
2.Forgive your enemy, but remember the
bastard's name
.
3.Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again/
.
4.Many people are alive only because its
illegal to shoot them .
5.Alcohol doesn't solve any problem, but
neither does juice** .
6.Smoking kills, but if you don't smoke,
doesn't mean you'll never die...!!=D
comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a
cycle

2.Forgive your enemy, but remember the
bastard's name

3.Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again/

4.Many people are alive only because its
illegal to shoot them .
5.Alcohol doesn't solve any problem, but
neither does juice** .
6.Smoking kills, but if you don't smoke,
doesn't mean you'll never die...!!=D