prabhatpastor
Prabhat Pastor
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I
may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone.
Pain and suffering is inevitable but misery is optional.
Guys have feelings too. But like... who cares?
I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
Next mood swing: six minutes.
And your point is?
I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.
I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.
Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
Of course I don't look busy... I did it right the first time.
Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
I'm multi-talented: I can talk and annoy you at the same time.
Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.
You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP
All stressed out and no one to choke.
I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.
How can I miss you if you won't go away?
Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.
Objects under this shirt are larger than they appear.
Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.
A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth?
Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.
I pretend to work, they pretend to pay me.
I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes.
Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.
Allow me to introduce myselves.
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
Better living through denial.
A day without sunshine is like, night.
All generalizations are false, including this one.
All men are idiots, and I married their King.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
Assassins do it from behind.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Death is hereditary.
Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
Double your drive space. Delete Windows!
Energizer Bunny arrested and charged with battery.
Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
Friends may come and go, but enemies tend to accumulate.
Get a new car for your spouse; it'll be a great trade!
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.
:bump: with their wives !!!
may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone.
Pain and suffering is inevitable but misery is optional.
Guys have feelings too. But like... who cares?
I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
Next mood swing: six minutes.
And your point is?
I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.
I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.
Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
Of course I don't look busy... I did it right the first time.
Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
I'm multi-talented: I can talk and annoy you at the same time.
Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.
You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP
All stressed out and no one to choke.
I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.
How can I miss you if you won't go away?
Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.
Objects under this shirt are larger than they appear.
Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.
A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth?
Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.
I pretend to work, they pretend to pay me.
I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes.
Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.
Allow me to introduce myselves.
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
Better living through denial.
A day without sunshine is like, night.
All generalizations are false, including this one.
All men are idiots, and I married their King.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
Assassins do it from behind.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Death is hereditary.
Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
Double your drive space. Delete Windows!
Energizer Bunny arrested and charged with battery.
Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
Friends may come and go, but enemies tend to accumulate.
Get a new car for your spouse; it'll be a great trade!
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.
:bump: with their wives !!!
