MODERN SHOLAY

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ajjuar

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New sholay : scene ( viru ke rishtee ki baat )

Jay : Mausi, ladka Satyam mein kaam karta hai..

Mausi : Hai ram..!!! Aur kahin try kar raha hai kya??



Jay : kahan mausi, 2 saal Satyam me rahne ke baad koi Company leti kahan hai...

Mausi : Hi Raam to kya 2 saal se Satyam mein hi hai..



Jay : haan socha tha 2 saal me salary hike hogi hi. Aajkal to salary

bhi jyada NAHI mil rahi hai use..

Mausi : To kya salary BHI KAM milti HAI..?



Jay : Ab appraisal bhi to asaani se kahaan hota hai mausi..

Mausi : Hai hai ...!! To kya appraisal bhi nahi hota uska..?

Jay : Senior se ladhai karne ke baad appraisal mein achhi rating to

nahin milti hai na... Mausi..

Mausi : To kya seniors se ladhta bhi hai..?



Jay : Ab 2 saal tak onsite Jane ko na mile to ho jaati hai kabhi kabhi anban.

Mausi :To kya AB tak ek baar bhi onsite nahi gaya ..???



Jay : Ab Outdated technology ke developer ki kismat mein to yehi

Likha hai mausi..

Mausi : kya kaha ladka Outdated technology mein kaam karata hai..!!!



Mausi : Kaunse college se padhai ki hai..?

Jay : Uska pataa lagte hi hum aapko khabar de denge!!

Jay : To main rishta pakka samjhuna mausi???



Mausi : Beta, kan khol kar sun Le...Sagi mausi hoon basanti ki, koi

sauteli maa nahi....Bhale hi hamaari Basanti Call Center wale Chandu

se shaadi kar Le par Satyam ke employee se katai nahin karegi
 
Two astrologers met each other in the street on a particularly cold and bitter
day.
‘Terrible winter we’re having,’ muttered one.
‘Yes,’ replied the other. ‘It reminds me of the winter of 2057.’
 
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